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Tippi Hedren Collider
@linanneblack.bsky.social
Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.

My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
Me neither!
December 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I thought I was stylish, using beautiful vintage cardboard suitcases, until the time I had to run the whole length of de Gaulle with one in each hand, dislodging some of the innards that keep your arms on your body.
December 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This could only be a success.
December 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oooh! That probably depends on the film. Unless arriving dressed as the same character results in a 'Spiderman pointing at himself meme' photo opportunity.
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"You're not afraid to be the lowest common denominator in a room. It really puts people at ease."
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
(I shall also be in costume. It's easy for me; I'm rarely not in costume)
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I'm already writing our business plan.
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
We could probably programme quite a satisfying season at a small movie house on exactly the wrong side of the tracks.
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
YAY!! 🎺
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
EXCELLENT.
Presumably, the "Fosse/Verdon" directors held auditions for the part of Dancer Who Auditions For The Part of "Dancer Who Auditions For A Part In 'All That Jazz' But Doesn't Get It" and a bunch of dancers auditioned for that part and didn't get it. Good morning, thanks for following.
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Excellent choice, of course. 🛫
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
NICE. 🪏
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
YAY!!!! (I AM serious, and don't call me Shirley.)
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
In this house, it's most often:

Turn on your HEART LIGHT
HOT BLOODED / check it and see
and
All day all day / Watch them all fall down
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Phew. There are certain scansions that will always be re-represented as known songs.
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Sorry, ha ha ha. If *I* have to live with it ...
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM