Tippi Hedren Collider
@linanneblack.bsky.social
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Purveyor of whimsical twaddle. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social Secret third thing: blandshaming.ca If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack 🍁 she/her/elle
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linanneblack.bsky.social
Listen, I know I've barely mentioned my secret underground monorail lately, but I didn't want to get lumped in with certain other supervillains in the news.
linanneblack.bsky.social
What is "More than just faces on mountains"?
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mave.bsky.social
Declining a meeting request because I held on to some dandelion fluff and got carried away by a breeze
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mardigroan.bsky.social
Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
i’m sorry i watched your toddler for an hour and now she won’t stop singing landslide
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deadontheoutside.bsky.social
why do people say 'pun not intended' and not punintentional
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things
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stabke.bsky.social
I asked the best way to cook brussel sprouts and I’m getting roasted in the comments
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ygrene.bsky.social
i call dibs on looking at the moon first tonight
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greenevillezoo.bsky.social
By age 4, most children can recognize over 300 corporate logos but only 17 wild animal species. Spend quality time with your kids by pointing out the distinctive font and color scheme of our logo.
linanneblack.bsky.social
It was only separated out from Twitter to keep it from being part of one of the sales or takeovers.
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seamussaid.bsky.social
whenever I make a joke on this website with a reference to 70-80s culture I feel like the stand ups that used to reference old vaudeville routines
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mooseallain.bsky.social
Comedy = tragedy + time

Scarborough Fair = parsley, sage, rosemary + thyme
linanneblack.bsky.social
I sing the cat a song called "Thank You For Being a Cat" which shares the tune of the Golden Girls theme.
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kipconlon.bsky.social
Turns out they don't make guacamole at your table here. No one knows who that guy was.
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Really getting tired of letting things sink in for a second
linanneblack.bsky.social
Short answer: I do own a reciprocating saw.
linanneblack.bsky.social
Well that makes sense; they could be up there, too.
linanneblack.bsky.social
I've never had access to my attic, so really anything could be up there. Bodies? Money? The set from Match Game '73?
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4484.cool
If Salieri tried any of that shit with me, I would have kicked his ass
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quilling.dev
teq @quilling.dev · Apr 13
exuding an unstoppable aura at the grocery store