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stabke
@stabke.bsky.social
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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · Jul 21
Listen. Life is short. Take the vacation. Eat the dessert. Dress like an elderly British woman to defy custody laws and see your kids. Get the guacamole yes I know it’s extra. Be extra.
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3d
Sign reads “Large Print Audio Books” over book store shelf. Inset picture of Garrett Morris from Saturday Night Live cupping his hands and appearing to yell.
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gupton68.bsky.social
bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 2d
Literally everyone misuses the word literally.
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d
this is what you get when you soak a german shepherd in mountain dew
Smiling chihuahua with black and tan shepherd coloring, bug eyes and missing front tooth.
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 2d
them: protect your family’s financial future

me: *gently places Splenda packets and Kohl’s coupons in safe deposit box*
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unfitz.bsky.social
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2d
Why learn big words when you can productatiously contrivicate your own?
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d
Who let the inspirational posters in?
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d
magician: *sweating* hold on i can fix this
A model walking on a runway, wearing a ball gown that creates the illusion of her body being separated into two parts with a gap in between.
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d
Me: (exists)

Wasp: I have opinions about that
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johnlyon.bsky.social
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 1d
Bob Dylan's Blonde on Blonde is my favorite classic rock album that I can't Google at work.
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stabke.bsky.social
stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 2d
I asked the best way to cook brussel sprouts and I’m getting roasted in the comments
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · Oct 30
Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 6d
"I'm sorry Mr. Fogerty, we're all out of first class seats."

"Oh, put me in coach."
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 6d
"You think apeness is your ally. But you merely adopted the ape." - Bane Goodall
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stabke.bsky.social
stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 6d
Oh you were her biggest fan? Name 3 chimps
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 7d
Your ass looks great in those jeans, try the salmon.
Burnt out lights in a storefront sign leaves only "lies & Fish."
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 8d
GOD: Move that cloud.
ANGEL: Why?
GOD: Just do it.
ANGEL: Okay.
GOD: Now, make the sun brighter.
ANGEL: Sure.
GOD: *giggles* He’s got a boner.
ANGEL: Yes sir, very funny.
GOD: Being me is fun.
Stacked road signs on two poles create a shadow resembling a short cartoon character with an erection.
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midge.bsky.social
Midge @midge.bsky.social · 8d
When you think the argument is over but then you hear them mumble some shit under their breath
Young man turning his head quickly resulting in his hair flying out from his head due to the speed, his face seems to say “WTF did you just say”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 8d
John's calves burned with each step, and a sharp pain pierced his abdomen. As he neared the safety of daylight, the sound of webbed feet slapping concrete grew louder. He risked a look over his shoulder, and found himself staring directly into the beady eyes of fate. He screamed.
A man is chased through a tunnel by a malicious waterfowl.
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unfitz.bsky.social
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8d
You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 8d
Yesterday scientists discovered a wormhole to another universe and I found an open bag of Sour Patch Kids at the back of the pantry I forgot about so big day for science and me
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johnlyon.bsky.social
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 8d
People who are nostalgic for the 80s have obviously forgotten how much Phil Collins we had to listen to.
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midge.bsky.social
Midge @midge.bsky.social · 9d
making my kids wear corduroy pants so they can’t sneak up on me
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Jacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 8d
Generals gathered in their masses
Having to listen to two dumbasses
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 8d
“That’s her, Uncle Barry.”
“Which one, the little blonde girl?”
A small brown bear cub stands at the side of a fully grown brown bear. Bothe are looking fixedly at something out of frame on the right.
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unfitz.bsky.social
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8d
𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘐𝘵 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 is my favorite song about goth decorating tips.
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