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@mave.bsky.social

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if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon

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mave @mave.bsky.social · Jul 10

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 15h

On top of everything else, all the Halloween baking shows were probably filmed in springtime

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good! 🐦‍⬛🦆🪿

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kristin @klooky.bsky.social · 1d

incredible. if i stand up to look out the window i get to see something that isn't computer

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 2d

Tired of fake friends who use a block of cheese on a string as a ruse to get me into my travel carrier

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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 3d

his what? his hamstring? oh u mean his ploughman's sinew, innit

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 4d

If you start with cheers it will lead to ciao & none of us can handle that so let’s stick with goodbye.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry my place is such a mess

Lily pads and flowers floating on the surface of a pond

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 4d

Putting on a full clown costume to walk the dogs

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 4d

I'm just saying the stakes are higher for conducting a sting operation when your undercover agent is a honeybee.

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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 4d

Let's have a Blackberry Dr Pepper about it and see how we feel after that

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 5d

My cat has been using umlauts in some of her meows recently. It's subtle but I can tell

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Jeff 💀 @gojeffgo.com · 5d

when you have off on a fall Friday

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 4d

Wild times! And, inexplicably, beaded curtains

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 5d

I am invited to a Titanic-theme birthday party tomorrow so naturally my first thought was "I'm gonna be the band"

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 4d

*shivers*

mave @mave.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you, I’m glad someone is keeping track!

mave @mave.bsky.social · 5d

If I ever have to prove that I am not my clone, the real me remembers when Wendy’s had those tables printed with old timey newspapers

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 5d

💎💞

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 5d

Stop by the gift shop to check out our cool new merch. We are saving up to buy a rhinoceros.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 6d

Eureka!

mave @mave.bsky.social · 6d

Tonight on The Golden Bachelor: Herman sprains his knee replacement during the group salsa dancing lesson. Sheryl starts a plausible rumor about Pam. Brenda loses her maracas in the turret.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 8d

Be kind - Everyone is fighting a gorilla you can't see

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 7d

Me to email

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 7d

*reading a work email* this could have not been an email

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 7d

I came here to read skeets and drink coffee and I'm now out of both, do you maybe have some crayons or something?

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