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carnitas.bsky.social
👩‍🌾scareCru🌾
@carnitas.bsky.social
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Chaotic Sleepy America’s Weird Neighbor 📍a bog perhaps avi by the love of my life, my perpetual stew of happiness, the apple of my ass; @geraldinepiche.bsky.social (hire them❤️)
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · Apr 29
My first testimonial
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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · Apr 29
I can't stand you
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 20h
FUCK THEM BITCHES DO IT LIVE
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
Four inches is plenty
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
so that was a fucking lie
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
[email protected]
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
Find me I will follow you ❤️💕
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iguana @iguana.bsky.social · 1d
thinking about permanently leaving the internet
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
I’m over there to be funny and just here to call Jay a piece of shit so I think so
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
already coming in hot with content about lot lizards, Kim Jung Un, and jojo siwa on mastodon

eat shit, jay!
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
they don’t call it reskeeting on mastodon, they call it boosting, hard af, feels like fast and the furious 19 or w/e number they’re on

eat shit, jay!
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
[email protected]
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
maybe the real poison apple was the bodies we found along the way
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
eat shit, jay!
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
so that was a fucking lie
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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 1d
Thinking of having a PB&J (showing Paul Blart and then Jumanji).
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
it’s tarmac tuesday once somebody can come distract this airport security bozo for me
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
"so this mastodon, right, it's a jorts horse and everything is piss"

okay mom, let's get you back inside
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
i’ll post videos of me harassing house sparrows all day, birds aren’t fucken real, cru4prez
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d
(hits new vape flavor) ugh disgusting (hits it 7,000 more times)
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
did you ever imagine your summon word would be “briskets” because of one little amazing typo
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Ducky doesn’t do pumpkin spice 🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 1d
Scooby Doo Meets 2 Live Crew

At the end they team together for a performance of “Rop That Russy”.
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
well voting didn’t work so we’re doing napalm now
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
like when you can hear the briskets
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
you have to make your own peace
(loud video heads up)
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
EEEEEEEEEEE BIRTHDAY BURTHday BIRTHDAYYYY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 love you @twosense.bsky.social
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👩‍🌾scareCru🌾 @carnitas.bsky.social · 1d
i’m not saying the government should be afraid, but my 5-year-old just came up with the idea for a bomb that puts itself back together so you can explode it again
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