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Nappy DOOMlemite

@nappydolemite.bsky.social

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I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · Jan 2

Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 9h

So... Is there an Uncle Oxidants?

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 9h

So... Is there an Uncle Oxidants?

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 2d

All I want to know from astrologers is which full moon will be the one to destroy my enemies

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

Hahaha yes

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

IDK what that means

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

I need someone to Eternal Sunshine the ending of His Dark Materials from my heart

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

Tldr

Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 2d

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

After Dinner Conversation® @afterdinnerconversation.com · 2d

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

I just had a great poop, if anyone wants to fight or fuck me

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

Well that's a stretch

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

This adds up

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 2d

All I want to know from astrologers is which full moon will be the one to destroy my enemies

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3d

Did it hurt?

When you tried to correct me and I said “Google it” and you saw I was right?

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 2d

Put it in my butt (cute girls only)

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 3d

Me: "I can't wait to finally go out and party this weekend. It's been so long."

Me (at 9:30 on Saturday night): I" wonder if Domino's will deliver a third time tonight."

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 3d

I woke up at noon

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 3d

Me: "I can't wait to finally go out and party this weekend. It's been so long."

Me (at 9:30 on Saturday night): I" wonder if Domino's will deliver a third time tonight."

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 4d

That's just how I spell it

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NapoleonXII @crashingbore.bsky.social · 5d

I feel this...deeply.

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 5d

Remember how U2 was pretty good for a minute and then they crammed them down our throat for the next 20 years and now they've disappeared completely (thank fuck)?

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 5d

💜

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 5d

Love those. What's caballere? Knight?

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 5d

Put it on my tombstone

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 5d

Remember how U2 was pretty good for a minute and then they crammed them down our throat for the next 20 years and now they've disappeared completely (thank fuck)?

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 5d

Thank you. The world is ending

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 5d

Posted without comment for fear of typos

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 5d

You got it