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Texas' finest six-seat cinema. Best of Clover Kiss: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/feed/aaap7zbcna67m [We follow our contributors!]

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · Oct 2

If you start The Shining at the same time as Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours, you will not be able to hear the movie very well.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 13h

Not many know this, but all copies of Orson Welles' F for Fake are technically forgeries.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 21h

If it's got an Estevez in it, you know it's quality. Low quality, but still quality.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 1d

Come to Clover Kiss this weekend for our interactive Saw experience!

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking of having a PB&J (showing Paul Blart and then Jumanji).

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 2d

Dreams are reborn at Clover Kiss. Like Frankenstein’s monster, but still.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 2d

Hey. Hey you. Yes, you.

Watch a Robert Redford movie.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 5d

Betamaxxing.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 5d

Our staff is as salty as our popcorn and twice as buttery.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 6d

Sorry our promotion ended without anyone being able to identify the object in the lobby (it was a VHS tape).

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 6d

We'd love to see a film based on the life of that dog from the Beethoven movies. I'll bet he got so much tail.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 7d

If you get some odd charges on your statement this month after visiting Clover Kiss, it's likely not us. We take pride in only stealing credit cards from people who deserve it.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 7d

Love the movies? You'll probably want to go elsewhere.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 8d

Movie Factz: Ghostbusters was originally titled Polterheist.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 8d

They said you couldn't film Thomas Pynchon's novel Vineland but One Battle After Another proves beyond a shadow of a doubt they were right.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 9d

Is it really so strange that we won’t play The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Pop still has nightmares about toast.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 9d

Like most theaters, we rent our film prints. But we always keep a copy of Die Hard stashed for emergencies.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 12d

There’s always that one guy who thinks Toy Story is only so-so.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 12d

The movie theater community doesn't overlap much with the musician community but this kid told us we'd blow up on this app if we posted "arm rests imply the existence of arm sharps."

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 13d

We got our hands on a copy of Roger Corman's unreleased Fantastic Four movie, but we won't be showing it because we have too much respect for Stan Lee (his estate threatened to sue us into tiny pieces).

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 13d

September is Kiss a Moviegoer Month. We waited to announce this until Jorge was out of town to avoid any sexual harassment lawsuits.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 14d

In honor of Spinal Tap II, we've raised the price of M&M's to $11.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 14d

Our film festivals are more like orgies but with no sex and lots of popcorn.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 15d

We have never screened Showgirls, for obvious reasons (we lost the film reels 24 hours before showtime).

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 15d

Okay, so technically there 𝙞𝙨 a convenience store down the road with cheaper snacks. But they’ll never love you like we do.

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · 16d

We’re not at war with our competitors so much as we are a threat to their safety.

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