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Jason Goes to Hell

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Nov 15

My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.

Now is the winter of our dish content.

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 22m

imagine having the will to live lol

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 22m

Stopping off to tell myself to learn a trade before bouncing all the way back to kill Baby Hitler.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 38m

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 2h

Living the scream

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 3h

Just know that your great grandparents are looking down at you from heaven feeling so proud of your butthole skeets

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 40m

We made it!

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 42m

Living the scream

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 43m

Replying to “how’s it going” with the title of any 80s song no longer works

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Jin @jinah.bsky.social · 58m

Living the nightmare

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10h

What you can only imagine does not pay for reality. That's what I always wrote on the memo line of all my checks, because back then it was time to stop saying I can only imagine to foolish dreams with tales of cashing blank stares at any bank wall

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 4h

I think the mistake here is that you keep threatening me with a bad time

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 3h

The camera doesn’t lie, but Photoshop is one deceitful motherfucker.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 1h

Generally I am not a fan of myself but apparently still have enough of an ego to click on the solicitation emails I get from ghostwriter pay-to-publishers who supposedly want me to write my life story

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1h

Officially taken “living the dream” out of my vernacular

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Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 10h

i put the aww in autism baby

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 10h

I should get a wife

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 11h

Bored people are boring. Also, high functioning autistic people are easily bored due to issues like mental health challenges, burnout, and difficulty managing sensory input or social interactions, but that's not as cute to say to children

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 11h

Religion is the only realm of society where you’re excused for being wildly delusional.

Jews: Jesus is boiling in excrement for eternity.

Christians: Lady who never had sex gave birth to God’s son, who is also God himself, & a ghost too.

Muslims: Draw Muhammad and you gotta die.