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Ennui Oakley

@spacecaseydet.bsky.social

900 followers 750 following 1.1K posts

the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi 33 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙

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Miss Kaneda🏳️‍⚧️🪿 @misskaneda.bsky.social · 3h

Watching a sorceress snap a dozen warriors' spines with a twist and twitch of her fingers, then having those same fingers shoved in your mouth

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 2h

just shitposting through the apocalypse, like we do

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 3h

this fresh hell tastes store bought

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Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 2h

the theme from JAWS but it’s played by a slow moving electric vehicle

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Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 12h

good top on a good top

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12h

good news: we can save the world as long as we don’t mind destroying it in the process

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Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 12h

i put the aww in autism baby

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Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 13h

Drinking miller highlife out of a coup glass

andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16h

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 13h

maybe it’s the Capricorn moon in me, but I’ll have awake surgery before being emotionally vulnerable ✌️

Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 14h

maybe it’s the Gemini in me, but I’ll match your energy into oblivion ✌️

Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 14h

maybe it’s the Gemini in me, but I’ll match your energy into oblivion ✌️

Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 19h

insomnia? I actually do know her really well, please tell her to leave me alone

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Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 19h

mircodosing sleep by taking really long blinks

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Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 1d

found new and exciting ways to have a shit day at work. will happen again tomorrow

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 4d

i’m not begging anyone for shit. unless it’s a hot goth girl then please please pretty please

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4d

Asked to leave Yoga for saying "that's a stretch" six times

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 4d

raise your hand if your life was changed forever by Mmm Cheese

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 5d

Get in, loser. I love you

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Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 6d

i put the chronic in chronic fatigue

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Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 11d

this will be fake news in a couple hours

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Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 11d

🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

but in a trying to crack my back way

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12d

“Can you take me higher?”

- Creed asking to be pushed harder on the swings

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Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 12d

this canker sore has been bothering me all day, I sure hope this delicious spicy red sauce and a glass of my favorite red wine lifts my spirits!

Ennui Oakley @spacecaseydet.bsky.social · 13d

i used to be a mall rat, now i avoid the mall like the plague

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 13d

Only Fans but it's Only Cans and it's just me taking pictures of random trashcans. Headline "look at my junk filled trunks." My name will be Nasty Girl.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13d

Yippee! <derogatory >

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