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professorkiosk.wtf
🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻
@professorkiosk.wtf
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🏳️‍🌈 He/him Shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 Search link tutorial: https://bsky.app/profile/professorkiosk.wtf/post/3lyho3hzatk2p Join me on Mastodon (beige.party): @[email protected]
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professorkiosk.wtf
🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 9d
1992: has anyone heard of the internet? I think this might be the next big thing

2025: has anyone found a way to destroy the internet? I think this might be the next big thing
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professorkiosk.wtf
🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 1h
you know I've never had to switch instances, so I'm not entirely sure how you go about it, but I have a link here that might explain it?

docs.joinmastodon.org/user/moving/
Moving or leaving accounts - Mastodon documentation
Take your information and do what you want with it.
docs.joinmastodon.org
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professorkiosk.wtf
🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 2h
bsky may not be shitposters only but they are literally the only reason I'm here so if they abandon the platform then I'm gonna be spending a lot more time on mastodon

if you're jumping ship there are a few instances that welcome shitposters specifically

beige.party
fuckaas.space
jorts.horse
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professorkiosk.wtf
🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 3h
this is exactly how you’re supposed to use this deal
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professorkiosk.wtf
🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 3h
gonna change my name to s. o. terrick and start telling fortunes at local gas stations
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professorkiosk.wtf
🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 3h
I have my way with words
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 5h
Where’d You Put the Body, Charlie Brown
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deviwestside.bsky.social
Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 6h
Fuckboy: you’re so hot

Wholesome man: I made you a jewelry box because you said you needed one
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10h
You want me to go to Mastodon? The thing with the tusks??
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 8h
Be the reason they start searching bags for googly eyes at the entrance to your local zoo.
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struggalo.bsky.social
The Struggadook 🎩 @struggalo.bsky.social · 3d
The Grimaculate Conception
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 16h
Don’t nocturnal it until you try it.
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jan 31
Alice In Wonderland is my favorite movie about a coked out white girl arguing with a deck of cards
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ogskydog.com
Norm @ogskydog.com · 5h
i bought a new belt so it's over for you britches.
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 5h
why ‘run away to join the circus’ when you can just be a politician
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stev.bsky.social
Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 5h
Blurrny Sandet
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 6h
Boss: i have a job for you

Me: no shit, that's why i’m here
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 22h
Here, smoke some mirrors.
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james.tarnation.lol
James @james.tarnation.lol · 5h
putting the my in migraine
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catlady.gay
La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 16h
I'm gonna get banned because the only answer to people saying that my existence isn't politically necessary is fuck you
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jenetmms.bsky.social
Jen(s) Mothra 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 5h
current mood: cutting and dying my hair in a gas station bathroom to change my identity
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frickinferal.bsky.social
show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · 22h
I got my eyebrows tinted today if anyone’s down for some Bert and Ernie role play.
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catlady.gay
La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 5h
Remember when Jack Dorsey got bullied off of bluesky lol
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etbeeegood.bsky.social
headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 23h
having a lil private Halloween candy festival in the garage w some moths
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macnult.com
macnult @macnult.com · 2d
bsky is evil but mastodon is corny you just can't win on the computer like you used to
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granttanaka.bsky.social
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 5h
don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and
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