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catlady.gay
La Spaghettissima
@catlady.gay
3.2K followers 980 following 28K posts
Spaghetti Queen Proud Fart Joke Enjoyer My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ypi2ypcmwvve2wdskgyewg33/feed/aaahvzz6cidci 41 🏳️‍⚧️ θ∆ catgirl 😺 ponygirl 🐴 I post about sex and kink sometimes, follow at your own risk. No minors
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catlady.gay
La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · Aug 24
*seductively unbuttons the fly on my jorts*
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jimstewart.bsky.social
Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 8h
I think I might have a slight case of food poisoning.

For the near future, all of my shitposting will be farm to table.
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 3h
I love it when I make eye contact with my cat and he starts purring 🥰😻
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18h
My favorite things to lose and then buy more of and then lose again and then buy more until I suddenly find all of them at once are:
(in no particular order)
-chapstick
-nail clippers
-pocket knives
-scissors
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marghoul.bsky.social
Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 3h
Boobs to meet you
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skippyandfriends.bsky.social
🎃🦇🌈Skippy🐈Kevy🐈Badger🐈Sunny🐈Basil🦇🎃 @skippyandfriends.bsky.social · 16h
They’re holding paws!🥺🥰❤️
Happy Whiskers Wednesday, everypaw!😸❤️🐾

#CatsOfBluesky #WhiskersWednesday
A fluffy white and brown snowshoe kitty lays on the food floors with both paws holing onto his tabby brothers paw. His brother, lays next to him looking up with his wide green eyes at something out of sight.
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gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 8h
Pickle wouldn't mind a little bevvy, if you're having a little bevvy.
Small black cat staring intently at the camera. Living room in the background.
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 7h
If you noticed I’ve been a little quiet the last few days, here’s why! I’ve been frantically trying to track all the bluesky users getting setup on Mastodon.

Not leaving bluesky (yet), but to be honest the party is kind of over there right now. Check out the world without CEOsars 🤷‍♂️
Shitposters of the Fediverse - Mastodon Starter Pack
Posters that primarily post jokes, likely with some level of internet-poisoned brain rot. (Some politics and other interests may be included) Many (but not all) are users who were/are on bluesky.
fedidevs.com
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beardynoise.bsky.social
sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 1h
I am continuing the Jonesposting
Jones, a chonky,fluffy, ginger cat. Jones, a chonky,fluffy, ginger cat. Jones, a chonky,fluffy, ginger cat. Zero braincell. Jones, a chonky,fluffy, ginger cat. Zero braincell
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stonedeva.bsky.social
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21d
Partially clothed woman beating a brain "Stfu"
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fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 1d
Kinda down because as it turns out my flavor profiles are complete ass
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fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 1d
All up in your grill piece
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twosense.bsky.social
BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 6h
the sexual tension between my spaghetti and meatballs tho
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mercurialaries.bsky.social
[ 𓆈̤̈ ] 🍄‍🟫🍂🌙✨ @mercurialaries.bsky.social · 6h
describe your bluesky account in a single image
Ozzy “What the fuck am I talking about.”
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justcallmefrank.bsky.social
Just Call Me Frank @justcallmefrank.bsky.social · 7h
He's the tiniest.
Tiny Timmi.

(I named him after Tiny Tim from 'The Christmas Carol')

He's the stinkest boy.
A male tuxedo kitten (Timmi) in my arms.
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 6h
hurtful words uttered by someone you love are remembered forever
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 6h
blocking them isn’t enough. i want them to forever be stuck behind a slow walker
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 6h
I’m really gonna miss you when you all go to Mastodon.

*starts moving all my stuff into your poolside condo*
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gonzo.bsky.social
GONZO the ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 5h
Behaviores Report: 100% goode, obviousey!
Orange and white cat, dainty paws, his behavior report is 100% good
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catlady.gay
La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 4h
Yep
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catlady.gay
La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 5h
You can be a slutty avionics tech
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picatinnyrailed.bsky.social
Erica Picatinny ᛒᛉᛞᚹ 🖤🕊️ @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social · 5h
Lmao
livagar.bsky.social
Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 7h
Don't worry guys, we can push bluesky left after it wins the election
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catlady.gay
La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 5h
You can come to work with me and be an avionics tech
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emcarlsen.bsky.social
Eva finally sees herself 🏳️‍⚧️(she/her) @emcarlsen.bsky.social · 5h
If you'll take me out on Halloween, I'll let you pick my costume.
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 5h
Not to brag, but I’ve been called “strange and off-putting” by someone on a dating app before
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gimmethekspecial.bsky.social
gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 8h
I can even fuck up breathing

*over here choking to death on my own saliva
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