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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 6d

If we’re really going with best tv commercial song today then I’m coming at you with the Daisy Cottage Cheese song all day long

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 5h

I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost at Costco.

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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 2d

yeah me and the bros are gonna circle our wagons if u wanna come by later

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EVAN WALSH @evanwalsh.net · 5d

Megabonk is a good-ass video game

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 1d

a minion that says “jojo siwa” before dropping an 8000 pound piano on your neck and skull

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 1d

some days, i am very much on the website. other days, i am not on the website as much. curious

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11d

ever wonder how many weevils you’ve accidentally consumed

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

Ok guys, I need to try to be productive so try not to be too interesting while I’m busy with other stuff

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 6h

Person in front of me in line at the post office: can I see all your stamps

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · Sep 3

them: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!
me: no

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d

preemptively banning accounts just in case they get any crazy notions to actually post

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 6h

Person in front of me in line at the post office: can I see all your stamps

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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 20h

Fwd: Re: fwd: fwd: FWD: Re: Amelia Earhart

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 10h

Unlike those tightwads at the airport, I will gladly accept your Costco card as “proper ID”

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13h

2 stupid 2 worry about.

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 19h

who the fuck is amoeba earnhardt

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Kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 14d

i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 12h

Oh shit, WE are Von Neumann probes.

I don't care if this gets a single like. It's 4am and I woke up to write this.

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 1d

If I put enough hot sauce in this blue cheese dressing that expired in August, I think I'll be fine.

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

Please?

I Wanna Be Adored - Remastered 2009

open.spotify.com

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Jun 26

If I say something happened "the other day" that can mean any time between 1990 and yesterday

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · May 19

always a bridesmaid
never in a scircle

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Tassoula @tassoula.com · 4d

Today

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 11h

Just watched a pot boil. People are full of shit

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Discount Storytime @discountstorytime.com · 1d

Whelp. Maybe I’ll give up on social media entirely and build a treehouse in my backyard.

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 11h

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