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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 8h

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 14h

Oh shit, WE are Von Neumann probes.

I don't care if this gets a single like. It's 4am and I woke up to write this.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 1d

My job doesn't pay me enough to think about work for a good chunk of work.

DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

my job doesn’t pay me enough to think about work outside of work

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

Is there a non-sexy way to eat celery?

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 2d

Enablers! my memory card runneth over! My google drive popping its buttons! FEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEE

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 2d

I think I need a Michael Sheen picture addiction support group, actually

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 4d

More heroes like the escalator operator needed, but in higher positions

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 4d

Time to mute “Taylor.” Hope I don’t miss any news about Lawrence Taylor

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 4d

This is the early origin story of a "Fixer"

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 4d

If you're super funny, be sure to have a selfie in your media because I be lookin

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 4d

-Don't make all your decisions based on if it makes good financial sense or not.

-Being a hater is dumb and makes you look dumb. Let people like what they like. Liking stuff is fun. Try it out.

-Maybe start stretching.

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 5d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 4d

Sorry folks. You're welcome 💀⚡folks.

Cornell 77 asking why we are obsessed with it

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 4d

I get this joke.

One credit please.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 5d

I understand, America. There were some kooks in me when I was a teenager too

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 5d

DONT👏LET👏YOUR👏MEAT👏LOAF👏

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kushghost @kushghost.bsky.social · 5d

prison for all these ice goons

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 6d

I can take anything you are talking about and turn it into a conversation about the grateful dead at about the same speed that I can take anyone interested in talking to me not super interested in talking to me

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 6d

What if there was a micron cloth that dangled from a long chain attached to every ceiling in every room? And maybe a little free bottle of glasses cleaner spray on another chain. Would that be so bad? And also Levar Burton as president.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 6d

If an actor isn't dead right now, they were probably pretty young in any movie from my youth.

a man is holding a pair of scissors and the word ready is on his chest

Alt: Christopher Lloyd was young in back to the future

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 6d

Best I can do is loser uncle.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 6d

I'm not "keeping hydrated," I'm pissmaxing.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 7d

A Republican PAC frequently sends me mailers on how much money I'd save if I quit my union.

Bitch I signed up to pay that amount every month.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 7d

Will a tax person explain how I can please pay a penalty later to not pay federal taxes for a few years?

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 11d

Mine turned into a target when I was 5 and it was the first time I realized stores could change

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 12d

Especially at a hippie college in a hippie town where I gotta go to the Jr High before the kids get there to get it out of the vending machine

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