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Pandy Fackler 🎃

@thatbrenna.bsky.social

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Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Jul 23

Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!

Me: Are there any jays?

Host: No sorry

Me: I'd like to buy an owl

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I wonder who got it for you ho! 💀

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 2h

Next life I'm coming back as a house cat

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ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 11h

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Cloud Things @cloudthings.bsky.social · 3h

Cat and Bird

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3h

What's your sign?

An old lady holding a flag that says tits out for the boys

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show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · 11h

I got my eyebrows tinted today if anyone’s down for some Bert and Ernie role play.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 8d

tis the season for *body built by cider donuts*

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 4h

Good advice from my pencil cup

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 5h

I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 2d

Cancer: You will be the worst possible version of yourself today, but no one will notice the difference.

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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 4h

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 20

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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social · 15h

anybody need anything? i’m going for a cryve (cry-drive)

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 5d

no biggie, unless you wanna go to the Wendy's Parking Lot and make it a big deal

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 10h

why are there threesomes only for sex, why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

Babe I've got an important call, please don't chant the cat's name like she's chugging a beer

*15 min later*

ᵗᵒᵒᵗᵉʳ ᵗᵒᵒᵗᵉʳ
ᵀᴼᴼᵀᴱᴿ ᵀᴼᴼᵀᴱᴿ
TOOTER TOOTER

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d

Im in my high chair (the recliner i sit in when I'm high)

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Jun 3

I thought my teen angst years were bad but this adult angst is so much worse

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Jun 26

If I say something happened "the other day" that can mean any time between 1990 and yesterday

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Jul 27

I'm going to be busy tonight

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 17d

It cost $0 to repost my mspaint art 🎨

Cat in a space ship saying bye and leaving earth

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climp @climp.bsky.social · 10h

I like to scream “Kevin” on the plane for a little laugh. Lightens the mood in the cockpit.

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 4h

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ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 8h

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 13h

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

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