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James

@james.tarnation.lol

26K followers 300 following 8.7K posts

This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu 📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 1m

YOU: [bats eyelashes]

ME: [releases bats]

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 3h

[posting the most incoherent and bizarrely aggressive drivel]: what's the matter don't you know what jokes are

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2h

We need a facial hairstyle of the left.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 1h

ah yes, the chinstrap with whiskers

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Weeder

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 2h

[shaves the right side of his face]

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 23h

haha ok go off, my liege

You will not get any automated email henceforth.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 2h

reply HALT to cease correspondence

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 17h

two in the terms & one in the services

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 4h

don’t talk to me until i’ve, actually just don’t talk to me

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 17h

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 1d

i don’t believe that any of the other kids at daycare actually fell asleep during nap time and i resent the idea that they did

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 2h

sometimes you meet a new person and they’re like “hi i’m robert but all my friends call me meatflap” and you’re just expected to accept it

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🦇Klovar🦇 @klovar.cc · 2h

Sanic

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 2h

not only that, but his dementia and hatred is likely being exploited and weaponized by forces with very specific motives

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 3h

Excited for Capitalism 2: The Inferencing

James @james.tarnation.lol · 5h

hi. don’t take your phone to a protest.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 5h

first question i always ask a date is if they think it’s okay to pick oddjob in goldeneye

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 5h

the easiest part about being wrong is admitting it’s someone else’s fault

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 7h

the original centaur design had 100 legs

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 19h

ok so like here's a fun little thing i did

it's a feed of people playing music on bluesky

it's moderated - at least until i find an automated way to keep the signal to noise ratio high

to submit posts for consideration just use the hashtag #blueskyjam in the post or video alt-text