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🦇 Parilani Pie

@parilani.sparkle.blue

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lowercase human™️ pastel goblin™️ she/any not cis • not het • not monog dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cm

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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · Oct 3

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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 8m

that is why u are vice president to the antifa (i am the president obviously)

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Drew: 2nd📯, Choreography and Merriment🎶 @banjeaux.bsky.social · 16m

I would bet money Disney has seen/will see multiple National Treasure pitches involving antifa #scriptchat #scriptsky

🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 34m

[antifa meeting]

me: ok part one of the plan, we get nic cage to steal the constitution

them: *murmuring*

me: part two of the plan, profit

them: *cheers*

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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 34m

[antifa meeting]

me: ok part one of the plan, we get nic cage to steal the constitution

them: *murmuring*

me: part two of the plan, profit

them: *cheers*

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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 1h

yep sorry u missed it :/

🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 1h

i believe in your dreams. i believe in them

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legal cat 🐾👻 @legalcat.bsky.social · 1h

cracking the feds’ eggs is my new 2026 goal

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11h

#WarRavagedPortland

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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 2h

im imagining some right leaning guy being like “YEAH IM GONNA INFILTRATE THEM to uh SPY” and then leaving being like “i finally feel like im allowed to just be me” and accidentally just. de radicalizing the numpties instead

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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 2h

i just spent a dumb amount of money on a yarn project i wanna do and its gonna take like a month to get here and cost way more bc of the stupid customs stuff happening in the us now and if i DONT GET THIS PACKAGE i am gonna be P FUCKIN MAD ABOUT IT

🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 2h

*hitting ur head with my head* WHAT IF I PUT THE WE INTO IT

🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 2h

thanks 💕

🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 2h

it mostly just ends up looking like a frizzy mess unless it is exactly the correct amount of wet 😮‍💨

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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 2h

surreal fuckin black mirror ass nonsense. disgusting as hell

🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 2h

james

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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 2h

welp missed that boat by a mile unfortunately

🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 3h

me: *exists* i'm too tired for this

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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 3h

but it's wednesday

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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 3h

holy shit this is so smart

🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 3h

i made it past *hands being in pockets*

🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 3h

💕💕 u always got a buddy in me if u ever need it

🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 3h

tbf idk HOW curly it wants to be cuz it kinda only curls when it's not wet enough to be weighed down but isn't dry enough yet to be frizzy. i guess it's more like a really tight wave? idkidk iono SHIT about hair that's not straight

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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 3h

REALLY????