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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 24m

I genuinely don’t understand what you mean, can you explain?

BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 1h

Hey @klookloo.bsky.social I asked you a question. Don’t accuse someone of plagiarism and then run off.

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 1h

He hasn’t responded. I love being accused of plagiarism! About a year ago a guy said I stole his post about re-making bad movies instead of classics & I had to send him to my old Twitter account to see I wrote it like 10 years ago.

Actually now in think he stole MINE. Wording was way too similar.

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 9h

Guy just replied to me “ah reposting Reddit classics I see”

I swear to god i just wrote this. Does anyone know what “Reddit classic” (didn’t know that was a thing) he’s talking about? I’d like to see it. They make same points? It’s easy thought to have but same points would be weird & very unlikely

BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 13h

Religion is the only realm of society where you’re excused for being wildly delusional.

Jews: Jesus is boiling in excrement for eternity.

Christians: Lady who never had sex gave birth to God’s son, who is also God himself, & a ghost too.

Muslims: Draw Muhammad and you gotta die.

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 9h

Guy just replied to me “ah reposting Reddit classics I see”

I swear to god i just wrote this. Does anyone know what “Reddit classic” (didn’t know that was a thing) he’s talking about? I’d like to see it. They make same points? It’s easy thought to have but same points would be weird & very unlikely

BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 9h

Is this from Reddit? I swear to god i just wrote it. Can you show me Reddit one? They make same points??

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 13h

Religion is the only realm of society where you’re excused for being wildly delusional.

Jews: Jesus is boiling in excrement for eternity.

Christians: Lady who never had sex gave birth to God’s son, who is also God himself, & a ghost too.

Muslims: Draw Muhammad and you gotta die.

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 1d

I literally do not

BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 1d

Lol

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 1d

If I was a baby again right now I would make all the other babies look so fucking stupid.

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t care that this has no likes. It’s one of my favorite posts ever.

It cracks ME up and that is what matters

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 4d

🎶I would do ANYthing for drugs

Yes, I would do anyyyything for druuuu-ugs

I would do ANYthiing for drugs

But I won’t do crack

No, no, no I won’t do crack 🎶

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · Aug 2

If you're tardy twice you are re-tardy. Thank you for your time.

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 28d

The band of Titanic really did keep playing as it sunk. Obviously greater accounts of bravery exist but I like to think about that sometimes

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 21d

Me: I have a doctor’s appointment at three today.

Mom: Which doctor?

Me: Ha! I wish!

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 9d

People want to eradicate autistics (who have *always* existed)

Greta Thunberg is awesome 👏

Autistics are more honest, lower in greed, & care more about justice than other people.

(This is not my opinion btw. This is documented scientifically)

I wouldn’t change myself one iota.

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 3d

“This is a good post,” I tell myself.

“It just didn’t get any likes because my followers are tiny little people, who live in my tiny little phone, with their tiny little brains.”

(I am insulting you guys. Just in case that wasn’t clear.)

BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t know about naming your kid Thomas.

-Tomfoolery
-Every Tom, Dick, and Harry
-Peeping Tom
-Uncle Tom

From a branding perspective it’s just a rough starting point

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 4d

Everything happens for a reason.

And that reason is a colossal universe of constant happenstance to which we ascribe meaning in order to cope with lifetimes so brief and inconsequential they were not merely
nanoscopic blips in cosmic time but effectively never even happened at all.

Sleep tight! 😴

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 3d

“This is a good post,” I tell myself.

“It just didn’t get any likes because my followers are tiny little people, who live in my tiny little phone, with their tiny little brains.”

(I am insulting you guys. Just in case that wasn’t clear.)

BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t know about naming your kid Thomas.

-Tomfoolery
-Every Tom, Dick, and Harry
-Peeping Tom
-Uncle Tom

From a branding perspective it’s just a rough starting point

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 4d

This endless procession of events occuring constantly without any regard for my feelings about them is just kinda getting on my nerves you know?

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 3d

Lol

BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 4d

😂 tell me about it

BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 4d

This endless procession of events occuring constantly without any regard for my feelings about them is just kinda getting on my nerves you know?

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 4d

LOL I’m so glad 😁

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t know about naming your kid Thomas.

-Tomfoolery
-Every Tom, Dick, and Harry
-Peeping Tom
-Uncle Tom

From a branding perspective it’s just a rough starting point

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