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❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒

@cvndvce.bsky.social

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❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · Nov 17

Accidentally used men’s body wash and now I can’t find anything in my own home

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 6d

It’s a ‘25 Tundra TRD Off Road

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 6d

ISO a Splenda Sultan who wants to buy me new tires and new wheels for my truck. Inquire within

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you!💃💃

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 6d

I laughed, today. Felt nice. Might do it again tmrw.

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 8d

Got my nails done and they are so bad I’m so pisssssseeeddddd😭😭😭😭😭

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 9d

It is midnight and I have decided I will suffer through the pain of having to sit for a nice pedicure tmrw

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 10d

I think I would cry if I could relax like that

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 10d

I would do unholy things for a pedicure and to get my nails done rn

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 13d

Saw a neurosurgeon today and went over my mri— three herniated discs and two degenerative discs. Apparently I just like to go all in🫡

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 13d

It is and I think i got it from temu lmaoo

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 14d

Wondering what I’d have to do to even afford three days a week🫩 and to think, it only breaks down to $94/day

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 14d

Posted this pic on threads and the men are worse there than on twitter dot com

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 15d

It’s no glizzy but at least I get to enjoy it in peace

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 15d

I really want a hotdog rn and I don’t have access to one

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 22d

Should’ve stuck with Costco 🫩

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 22d

A new rug arrived today and it’s so ugly it’s pissing me off😭😭😭😭

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 24d

Very depressed and defeated from this back pain so I’m gonna go shopping and spend money I shouldn’t bc I need some kind of endorphin hit to trick me into feeling better even for a moment

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 27d

A difference of opinion is something like sock shoe sock shoe or sock sock shoe shoe, not— if trans people deserve rights, not if people should die by guns everyday to preserve the 2nd amendment, not if empathy is a new age term that does a lot of damage.

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 27d

Three of my discs are herniated.. 🙂

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 27d

Apparently the vibrations and the noise of mri machines are soothing because I fall asleep in them 😅 anyway, I’m terribly hungry and I’m stuck here😭

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 28d

Who knew Home Depot storage boxes would keep your tv up😅 (it won’t be like this forever)

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 29d

No dancing is killing me😂😂😂

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · 29d

How does one (me) become *just* friends with a man (irl) if there is insane sexual chemistry but neither wants to cross the boundary as to not hurt each other if one so happens to catch feelings? Is that possible? Or do you just cut it off and not have the friendship?

❥𓂃𓏧Kirbsෆ⸒⸒ @cvndvce.bsky.social · Sep 7

Need a glucose guardian to send for nfl Sunday ticket🏈

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Sexy Vampire President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · Sep 5

are you actually in love with her bro or was she just a little mean to you