Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
· Feb 10
only saying "what?" from now on and that's rhetorical
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The song was originally supposed to be “Ancient Geckos Trapped In Baltic Amber Are a Girl’s Best Friend” but it did not flow as well as diamonds
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The song was originally supposed to be “Ancient Geckos Trapped In Baltic Amber Are a Girl’s Best Friend” but it did not flow as well as diamonds
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You either see a Horizon or Heaven. Either one is good.
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You either see a Horizon or Heaven. Either one is good.
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I finally resorted to using formulas because I realize I know nothing of this realm. It's an entirely new craft for me and I'm way in over my head with goo and steel seeds. Ideally a new pair of gauntlets would be forged but I won't be too picky
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I finally resorted to using formulas because I realize I know nothing of this realm. It's an entirely new craft for me and I'm way in over my head with goo and steel seeds. Ideally a new pair of gauntlets would be forged but I won't be too picky
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The mimes' hands made up her eyes and lungs and others. The real horror was how much the performance artists had to flesh out where her body should be.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The mimes' hands made up her eyes and lungs and others. The real horror was how much the performance artists had to flesh out where her body should be.
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Nikola Tesla sues from the grave: "Get my name off that damned car!".
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Nikola Tesla sues from the grave: "Get my name off that damned car!".
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Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
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If you're in a lot of strange coincidences you're exactly where the path led you so you should look for meaning. If you have to keep on adjusting the connections, it's just not sitting right, you're freeballing it
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you're in a lot of strange coincidences you're exactly where the path led you so you should look for meaning. If you have to keep on adjusting the connections, it's just not sitting right, you're freeballing it
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sometimes I put a little weed butter on my brekkie sammich and wake up just in time for dinner.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
sometimes I put a little weed butter on my brekkie sammich and wake up just in time for dinner.
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Every day I wake up and give thanks for my health, my family, and for not being Cheryl Hines
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Every day I wake up and give thanks for my health, my family, and for not being Cheryl Hines
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How come when hot girls don't text back quick it's because they aren't thirsty but when I take my time I am "a terrible friend" or "irresponsible"
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
How come when hot girls don't text back quick it's because they aren't thirsty but when I take my time I am "a terrible friend" or "irresponsible"
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It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
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The football should give the players a little shock to defend itself
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The football should give the players a little shock to defend itself
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It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
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I want it all. The Whole Branzino.
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I want it all. The Whole Branzino.
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If you’re not reading this from under the brim of a huge hat right now, I’m gonna’ ask, “where’s your hat?”
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
If you’re not reading this from under the brim of a huge hat right now, I’m gonna’ ask, “where’s your hat?”
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been messaging w a dude for a minute on the dating app and wanted to give him my number so I said, “let’s turn this chat house into a chat home.”
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
been messaging w a dude for a minute on the dating app and wanted to give him my number so I said, “let’s turn this chat house into a chat home.”
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Men only want one thing and it's my gitis
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Men only want one thing and it's my gitis
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sometimes one of my cats sees something (that I don’t) and has a shit kickin time trying to catch whatever ghost bug and im watching all mesmerized like dam you have little organs, like a brain and lungs and I would literally die for you
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
sometimes one of my cats sees something (that I don’t) and has a shit kickin time trying to catch whatever ghost bug and im watching all mesmerized like dam you have little organs, like a brain and lungs and I would literally die for you
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It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
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During the once and only once time that it was happening you were thinking "This is significant. I'm going to take notes. Those notes will be turned into books and books become lore." No, but in the margins was gold for a side by side reaction video
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
During the once and only once time that it was happening you were thinking "This is significant. I'm going to take notes. Those notes will be turned into books and books become lore." No, but in the margins was gold for a side by side reaction video
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Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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While you're here- if you'd like an invite code to join the email service with the right attitude fuck.it while it's still exclusive, send an email to me: [email protected] and tell me a joke. If I laugh, I'll send you a code. If I don't, you owe me your soul
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November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
While you're here- if you'd like an invite code to join the email service with the right attitude fuck.it while it's still exclusive, send an email to me: [email protected] and tell me a joke. If I laugh, I'll send you a code. If I don't, you owe me your soul