Julie Lavender Menace
@2tickytacky.bsky.social
🔵Banger skeet writer
🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
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🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
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Can someone take me in their cupped hands like a small frog and hide me in their pocket, please?
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Can someone take me in their cupped hands like a small frog and hide me in their pocket, please?
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just patiently waiting for his turn
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
just patiently waiting for his turn
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RIP to the banger I was thinking of when falling asleep and thought for sure I would remember later
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
RIP to the banger I was thinking of when falling asleep and thought for sure I would remember later
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this green bean casserole needs more cyanide
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
this green bean casserole needs more cyanide
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So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
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Ask yourself, what would Ash do. Don't text her and do it anyways.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ask yourself, what would Ash do. Don't text her and do it anyways.
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Me..driving in the fog...This is not my town. How did I get here.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me..driving in the fog...This is not my town. How did I get here.
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Which one of you clowns is beaming the theme to “I Dream of Jeannie” directly into my brain?
I HAVE RIGHTS.
I HAVE RIGHTS.
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Which one of you clowns is beaming the theme to “I Dream of Jeannie” directly into my brain?
I HAVE RIGHTS.
I HAVE RIGHTS.
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I want to be able to look back at history and answer: “What did you do while Nazis rose to power?”
With: “I made fun of them on broadcast media as often as possible. I gave my friends a voice and something to laugh at in these trying times.”
With: “I made fun of them on broadcast media as often as possible. I gave my friends a voice and something to laugh at in these trying times.”
February 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I want to be able to look back at history and answer: “What did you do while Nazis rose to power?”
With: “I made fun of them on broadcast media as often as possible. I gave my friends a voice and something to laugh at in these trying times.”
With: “I made fun of them on broadcast media as often as possible. I gave my friends a voice and something to laugh at in these trying times.”
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Find someone who stands and stares at you all day for best relationship
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Find someone who stands and stares at you all day for best relationship
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Quick question guys: Am I still supposed to have hope?
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Quick question guys: Am I still supposed to have hope?
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Service disruption is currently ongoing. Our engineers are working on the problem
Need to learn how to shitpost again. It feels like the last week has scrubbed the knowledge from my brain.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Service disruption is currently ongoing. Our engineers are working on the problem
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Guys stop hanging out with your families and friends and pay attention to me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Guys stop hanging out with your families and friends and pay attention to me.
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I don't want a timer on my electric blanket. Don't turn off until my internal temperature reaches 163 degrees and my juices run clear.
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I don't want a timer on my electric blanket. Don't turn off until my internal temperature reaches 163 degrees and my juices run clear.
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My favorite game is how much of these pajamas will pass as work clothes
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
My favorite game is how much of these pajamas will pass as work clothes
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If I could just be comfortable and unconscious, that would fix me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
If I could just be comfortable and unconscious, that would fix me.
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if i were a business genius, i would simply offer a good or service that people wanted at a price that was affordable yet profitable
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
if i were a business genius, i would simply offer a good or service that people wanted at a price that was affordable yet profitable
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delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!
it’s “gniega”
it’s “gniega”
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!
it’s “gniega”
it’s “gniega”
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Maybe I’ll tell y’all about Thanksgiving in Uzbekistan, where I was in the peace corps 2000-2001.
I lived in a town; nearest American lived in a qishloq - a true village. A few of us somehow figured out to meet there. (How? No internet, no phones. No recollection of how we planned anything.) 1/
I lived in a town; nearest American lived in a qishloq - a true village. A few of us somehow figured out to meet there. (How? No internet, no phones. No recollection of how we planned anything.) 1/
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Maybe I’ll tell y’all about Thanksgiving in Uzbekistan, where I was in the peace corps 2000-2001.
I lived in a town; nearest American lived in a qishloq - a true village. A few of us somehow figured out to meet there. (How? No internet, no phones. No recollection of how we planned anything.) 1/
I lived in a town; nearest American lived in a qishloq - a true village. A few of us somehow figured out to meet there. (How? No internet, no phones. No recollection of how we planned anything.) 1/
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so fine. The gas oven was a kind of Schrödinger’s oven, in which a cooked turkey and a raw turkey coexisted as long as we kept drinking vodka and pretending we didn’t know how this ended.
13/
13/
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
so fine. The gas oven was a kind of Schrödinger’s oven, in which a cooked turkey and a raw turkey coexisted as long as we kept drinking vodka and pretending we didn’t know how this ended.
13/
13/
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
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Went to an art museum to feel cultured. Left feeling judged by a painting of fruit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Went to an art museum to feel cultured. Left feeling judged by a painting of fruit.
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Putting queso in the gravy bowl this Thanksgiving.
Pilgrims walked so Texans could run.
Pilgrims walked so Texans could run.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Putting queso in the gravy bowl this Thanksgiving.
Pilgrims walked so Texans could run.
Pilgrims walked so Texans could run.
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Microdosing thankfulness this week by hitting snooze one extra time per day until I achieve restfulness or unemployment.
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Microdosing thankfulness this week by hitting snooze one extra time per day until I achieve restfulness or unemployment.
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hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃