Julie Lavender Menace
@2tickytacky.bsky.social
🔵Banger skeet writer
🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
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🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Vaseline 16 oz jar $4.99. Spatulas $2.99 each. Double Stuf Oreos $3.99. Sale ends Sunday. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Vaseline 16 oz jar $4.99. Spatulas $2.99 each. Double Stuf Oreos $3.99. Sale ends Sunday. God bless.
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It's hard to believe but if you wear a top hat to work every day, eventually, your coworkers won't even notice it. Now the monocle.
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
It's hard to believe but if you wear a top hat to work every day, eventually, your coworkers won't even notice it. Now the monocle.
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Windswept on sand for a look that says I will always be there because I have been here always, or perfectly raked perimeter around a campsite for a look that says I'll be with you until the hose runs out
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Windswept on sand for a look that says I will always be there because I have been here always, or perfectly raked perimeter around a campsite for a look that says I'll be with you until the hose runs out
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My lunch break is often taken in my office with the lights off because this sunny demeanor needs to reset in the dark to recharge
February 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
My lunch break is often taken in my office with the lights off because this sunny demeanor needs to reset in the dark to recharge
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If you fall asleep face first into your nightly bowl of acid, be prepared to be forever known as acid face, okay Kevin.
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If you fall asleep face first into your nightly bowl of acid, be prepared to be forever known as acid face, okay Kevin.
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I’m shy at first and then gradually turn insane.
February 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I’m shy at first and then gradually turn insane.
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Getting really into ghostwriting, no, not that one for celebrity book deals, the one where you tattoo memories on ghosts
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Getting really into ghostwriting, no, not that one for celebrity book deals, the one where you tattoo memories on ghosts
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I know that I could never chop up a body with an axe should I ever need to dispose of a corpse. It’s not that I’m squeamish or anything, I just lack the necessary upper body strength.
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I know that I could never chop up a body with an axe should I ever need to dispose of a corpse. It’s not that I’m squeamish or anything, I just lack the necessary upper body strength.
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The kind of song you write a book about because your yodeling is more nonfiction
February 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The kind of song you write a book about because your yodeling is more nonfiction
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This fits perfectly to butthole Bluesky...
📷 IG
📷 IG
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
This fits perfectly to butthole Bluesky...
📷 IG
📷 IG
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My hopelessness waves to your hopelessness.
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My hopelessness waves to your hopelessness.
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What the hell is going on here?!
*me, on any social media
*me, on any social media
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
What the hell is going on here?!
*me, on any social media
*me, on any social media
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the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
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Will practice random acts of weirdness.
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Will practice random acts of weirdness.
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There’s actually no better time than now to live in your own World
February 3, 2026 at 12:05 PM
There’s actually no better time than now to live in your own World
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Don’t worry. Spring will come & the honey bees will make nests in the cracks of your soul
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Don’t worry. Spring will come & the honey bees will make nests in the cracks of your soul
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You don’t feel worthy & yet the Sun still crowns you every day
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
You don’t feel worthy & yet the Sun still crowns you every day
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I’ll write my poetry at red lights. Everyone on the road hates me but they don’t know what’s going on inside my machine
February 4, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I’ll write my poetry at red lights. Everyone on the road hates me but they don’t know what’s going on inside my machine
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BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER TO EAT CARRION SOMETIMES BUT MOSTLY TO COMMIT UNTHINKABLE ATROCITIES.
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER TO EAT CARRION SOMETIMES BUT MOSTLY TO COMMIT UNTHINKABLE ATROCITIES.
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[opens rat poison]
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
[opens rat poison]
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
ROUND AND ROUND
me: whoa
EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN
me: wtf
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"It's not the greatest" you say but always it is because you're the only one. There's superlatives at home yelling at their tvs "I can't believe this modestest prototype"
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
"It's not the greatest" you say but always it is because you're the only one. There's superlatives at home yelling at their tvs "I can't believe this modestest prototype"
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Why couldn’t you have told me I’m the River Spirit Kohaku before I bought all these spatulas.
January 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Why couldn’t you have told me I’m the River Spirit Kohaku before I bought all these spatulas.
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they say “love what you do” but sometimes you just need a damn paycheck
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
they say “love what you do” but sometimes you just need a damn paycheck
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Sharpening my fingertips into knives with just my teeth.
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Sharpening my fingertips into knives with just my teeth.
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an accent could be a cheese curd
February 4, 2026 at 2:35 AM
an accent could be a cheese curd