Julie Lavender Menace 🏳️⚧️
@2tickytacky.bsky.social
🔵Banger skeet writer
🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
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*hangs a sign that reads it’s been 168 days since I’ve gotten overly anxious and deleted my Bluesky account*
February 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
*hangs a sign that reads it’s been 168 days since I’ve gotten overly anxious and deleted my Bluesky account*
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Anyone else dusting their ceiling fan with one of those long-pole dusters & forget how many blades your fan has and/or lose count, so you have to continue dusting, slowly spinning as you dust each blade, from now until infinity?
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Anyone else dusting their ceiling fan with one of those long-pole dusters & forget how many blades your fan has and/or lose count, so you have to continue dusting, slowly spinning as you dust each blade, from now until infinity?
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A terrible, terrible habit of sleeping in dreams has come upon me. I go left and right and right and right and right but there's never an exit. The only way out is through this pore on my nose, and it's not that big
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
A terrible, terrible habit of sleeping in dreams has come upon me. I go left and right and right and right and right but there's never an exit. The only way out is through this pore on my nose, and it's not that big
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Is Farina w the lil dude on the box porridge? Because then man I LOVE porridge fuck ya
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Is Farina w the lil dude on the box porridge? Because then man I LOVE porridge fuck ya
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It’s no coincidence that when you look at tree branches against a winter sky they look just like veins eagerly waiting to pump blood again
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
It’s no coincidence that when you look at tree branches against a winter sky they look just like veins eagerly waiting to pump blood again
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Givin everyone only now finding out the Illuminati is real a lil forehead kiss cause they’re adorable
February 5, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Givin everyone only now finding out the Illuminati is real a lil forehead kiss cause they’re adorable
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Place your bets for tomorrow's weiner dog races. Oscar's Therapist pays 10:1. God bless.
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It's hard to believe but if you wear a top hat to work every day, eventually, your coworkers won't even notice it. Now the monocle.
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
It's hard to believe but if you wear a top hat to work every day, eventually, your coworkers won't even notice it. Now the monocle.
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Windswept on sand for a look that says I will always be there because I have been here always, or perfectly raked perimeter around a campsite for a look that says I'll be with you until the hose runs out
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Windswept on sand for a look that says I will always be there because I have been here always, or perfectly raked perimeter around a campsite for a look that says I'll be with you until the hose runs out
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My lunch break is often taken in my office with the lights off because this sunny demeanor needs to reset in the dark to recharge
February 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
My lunch break is often taken in my office with the lights off because this sunny demeanor needs to reset in the dark to recharge
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If you fall asleep face first into your nightly bowl of acid, be prepared to be forever known as acid face, okay Kevin.
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If you fall asleep face first into your nightly bowl of acid, be prepared to be forever known as acid face, okay Kevin.
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I’m shy at first and then gradually turn insane.
February 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I’m shy at first and then gradually turn insane.
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Getting really into ghostwriting, no, not that one for celebrity book deals, the one where you tattoo memories on ghosts
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Getting really into ghostwriting, no, not that one for celebrity book deals, the one where you tattoo memories on ghosts
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I know that I could never chop up a body with an axe should I ever need to dispose of a corpse. It’s not that I’m squeamish or anything, I just lack the necessary upper body strength.
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I know that I could never chop up a body with an axe should I ever need to dispose of a corpse. It’s not that I’m squeamish or anything, I just lack the necessary upper body strength.
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The kind of song you write a book about because your yodeling is more nonfiction
February 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
The kind of song you write a book about because your yodeling is more nonfiction
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This fits perfectly to butthole Bluesky...
📷 IG
📷 IG
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
This fits perfectly to butthole Bluesky...
📷 IG
📷 IG
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My hopelessness waves to your hopelessness.
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My hopelessness waves to your hopelessness.
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What the hell is going on here?!
*me, on any social media
*me, on any social media
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
What the hell is going on here?!
*me, on any social media
*me, on any social media
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the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
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Will practice random acts of weirdness.
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Will practice random acts of weirdness.
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There’s actually no better time than now to live in your own World
February 3, 2026 at 12:05 PM
There’s actually no better time than now to live in your own World
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Don’t worry. Spring will come & the honey bees will make nests in the cracks of your soul
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Don’t worry. Spring will come & the honey bees will make nests in the cracks of your soul
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You don’t feel worthy & yet the Sun still crowns you every day
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
You don’t feel worthy & yet the Sun still crowns you every day
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I’ll write my poetry at red lights. Everyone on the road hates me but they don’t know what’s going on inside my machine
February 4, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I’ll write my poetry at red lights. Everyone on the road hates me but they don’t know what’s going on inside my machine
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BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER TO EAT CARRION SOMETIMES BUT MOSTLY TO COMMIT UNTHINKABLE ATROCITIES.
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER TO EAT CARRION SOMETIMES BUT MOSTLY TO COMMIT UNTHINKABLE ATROCITIES.