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Popcorn bags that refuse to open when pulling on the diagonal, who hurt you?
That surge of power you just felt was me putting my phone on the charger. G’night, fellow weird & lovely people.
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Sloth Month Icon, Day 3: Lofi Girl
A symbol for those who recognize that rest isn’t laziness, it's necessary. A quiet endorsement of logging off, tuning out, and recharging without apology. You don't always have to be "on." Sometimes, the most productive thing you can do is to step back.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Most of your basic space odysseys are pretty relaxing.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Them homies ain’t gonna roll themselves.
Miss you, Brittany Murphy.
Clueless | Rollin' With the Homies #Shorts
YouTube video by HBO Max
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December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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you're at a job interview and you sit at a computer and the hiring manager gives you ten bugle corn snacks to wear on your fingers
I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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“The decision was made to exclude me from the filmed production of Swan Lake because I was told my brown skin would disrupt the aesthetic.” ~ Misty Copeland

When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
bluesky wrapped but it's how many Yuris you collected during the Great Bot Wars of 2025.
bluesky wrapped but it's how many meaningless arguments you got into. and also your win/loss ratio
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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they should invent a wednesday that isn't a wash
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Lovey just flung her leg over the edge of the tub to climb in; leggings, knock off converse and all, the need for Calgon to take her away so great.
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Hey Bluesky, made a short from one of our most fun days. We went for fried chicken but the place was shut down, so we zig zagged over for tacos. And got to meet super amazing Fernando, owner of Indy Tacos.
#foodsky #BBQmunity #tacos #food 🍽️🍜

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Fried Chicken or Tacos? When your lunch plans change at last minute #tacos #friedchicken #funny
YouTube video by Zack's Beyond Our Plate
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December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I've reached my wit's end. All you'll find here is the bit of scotch tape and the empty cardboard core that signify the end of the roll.
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Costco holiday essentials.
(More about wine in alt text)
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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#Daily80s #MusicChallenge #MusicSky
Wednesday - 80s Ballads
Jeffrey Osborne - On The Wings Of Love
Jeffrey Osborne - On The Wings Of Love (1983) • TopPop
YouTube video by TopPop
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December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I’m surprised Alessi Rose didn’t nudge Chappell out of the top spot, but I do tend to listen to Alessi on CD in the van, behind Apple Music’s back 🤭

Meghan Trainer slipped in because I’m still obsessed over the “Hey, DJ” song.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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As I reached into my waistcoat for my gold pocket watch, I startled a herd of proletariats grazing on the putting green
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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A sorcerer wipes a smudge from his spell book. “Wait a minute… A HUMANE sacrifice? Oh man! Sorry, Kyle.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I’ll be monitoring the police radio scanner tonight while sipping Sanka from a porcelain mug
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Me & ex used to do winery tours in Eastern Washington State. I kept one bottle of port bought about 15 years ago. I’m enjoying it this evening.
Maison De Padgett Winery NV The Smoking Gun Coffee Port-style, Rattlesnake Hills, $20 - Great Northwest Wine
David and Andrew Padgett loaded another delicious round in the chamber with this latest edition of their coffee-flavored Port-style wine from the Padgett family’s vastly underrated fortified program i...
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December 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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That time Corey Haim, Gary Busey, and Anne of Green Gables took on a werewolf
August 21, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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A Jimmy Durante classic!
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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A new version of the Mayan calendar will just be some graph paper and pictures of Maya Hawke. You write the days in however you want.
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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writing a short story about a dead mall Santa, highlighting the decline of shared communal traditions in the wake of digital storefronts. Santa continues to show up, even when few children remain to visit him near the abandoned Sears department store. It's a comedy.
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Sorry I said your boyfriend looks like Baron Harkonnen. It was childish & wrong. He's floating right behind me, isn't he?
January 20, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I will not be reasonable, you can’t make me.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM