Idle
@hatesnicethings.bsky.social
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Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
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One thing about me no one ever tells me I deserve a rest
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
One thing about me no one ever tells me I deserve a rest
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Hours should be shorter when you're at work and longer when you're at home
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hours should be shorter when you're at work and longer when you're at home
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"A women who reads is the most dangerous thing in the world." Sure, if you don't count war, landmines, fire, hurricanes, tornadoes, marine salvage, dark alleys, and teenage girls who've watched way too much Gossip Girl
March 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"A women who reads is the most dangerous thing in the world." Sure, if you don't count war, landmines, fire, hurricanes, tornadoes, marine salvage, dark alleys, and teenage girls who've watched way too much Gossip Girl
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I’m operating at like 10% normal me and it’s not going well
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’m operating at like 10% normal me and it’s not going well
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When my nose starts bleeding in the middle of the suburban ice cream shop, that will be the last of my humours leaving my body.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
When my nose starts bleeding in the middle of the suburban ice cream shop, that will be the last of my humours leaving my body.
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Me to baby: say MA-MA
Baby: *dolphin noises*
Baby: *dolphin noises*
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Me to baby: say MA-MA
Baby: *dolphin noises*
Baby: *dolphin noises*
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I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
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Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
Turkey sucks. I do it like you do.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Turkey sucks. I do it like you do.
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Fowl play is me making chicken instead of turkey for thanksgiving.
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Fowl play is me making chicken instead of turkey for thanksgiving.
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Looking for someone to shoot me in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart. No weirdos
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Looking for someone to shoot me in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart. No weirdos
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*takes a leaf blower to my thoughts
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
*takes a leaf blower to my thoughts
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anybody know the cutoff when kmart puts your layaway back
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
anybody know the cutoff when kmart puts your layaway back
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It's dark so that means it's 10pm and I can go to bed.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It's dark so that means it's 10pm and I can go to bed.
Maybe my pants were trying to eat my hand.
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Maybe my pants were trying to eat my hand.
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Sometimes all I need is someone to remind me I’m not as alone as my brain insists
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sometimes all I need is someone to remind me I’m not as alone as my brain insists
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let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
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I was told there would be astral projection.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I was told there would be astral projection.
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Maybe think of me whenever you see an asterisk.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Maybe think of me whenever you see an asterisk.
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Ties you up with your red flags and tickles your feet.
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Ties you up with your red flags and tickles your feet.
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Not now. We’re unraveling the secrets of the universe.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Not now. We’re unraveling the secrets of the universe.
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I'll never forget you, whatever your name was.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'll never forget you, whatever your name was.
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kiss me I smell like dessert and taste like Cabernet Sauvignon
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
kiss me I smell like dessert and taste like Cabernet Sauvignon
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I can turn a sure thing into humiliating failure lickety-split
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I can turn a sure thing into humiliating failure lickety-split
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Oh I will absolutely fuck off but I’m just going to burn your house down first brb
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Oh I will absolutely fuck off but I’m just going to burn your house down first brb