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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 4d

Fuck. I wish deep vein thrombosis was as hot as it sounded.

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 3d

I'm just here for the vague drama.

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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 6h

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 26m

It’s one of life’s basic needs.

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 2h

Join my cult. I’ll radicalize you with my shortbread and the tartest lemon curd you ever ate.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1h

sometimes i think i'm doing ok then i start driving with the handbrake still up

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 4h

Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 2h

Hot mom fall.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 2h

Beware, someone could be watching you at any time. Tracking your every move. Not me though. I’m too lazy.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 3h

It is a tale
Told by an idiot

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 3h

When they leave for mastodon, we get to split their dopamine

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 2h

I'm sick of my awesome personality ruining lives and children's parties.

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💀dr Quinn, witch doctor💀 @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 2h

Take me to the pumpkin patch, skank.

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Jesse Taylor Lewis @jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social · 2h

Donnie Darko is both a Halloween movie and an Easter movie

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 2h

I felt the same way!

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 3h

Once you’re over 40, getting 10,000 steps a day is meaningless. You just get to stay fat.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 4h

Apathy is so yesterday. Get with the times people.

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · Apr 27

i don't rise and grind. i wake and spiral

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3h

The world lost when it decided to want to make war instead of art. Me?
I just want to make pancakes.

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 3h

the worlds economy is almost as unstable as i am

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3h

I have a long list of things I don’t do that I tell people are the things I like to do when people feel compelled to ask.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3h

It’s like ten thousand apps when all you need is a hobby.

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 13d

Holding the doors open for the Four Horsemen just to speed things along.

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Hollow Doll @hollowdoll.bsky.social · 1d

Lonely like the moon- gazed upon often, but rarely touched

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3h

Love means never having to ask did you make potatoes?

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3h

They always blame it on that!

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