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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️

@captantagonist.bsky.social

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This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · Jan 19

I want to install a speaker system on my lighthouse so when it guides ships to shore it can start playing a siren song at the last minute.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · Jul 14

In every single episode, the Scooby Doo gang discover a human is behind the mystery, not ghosts or mummies or whatever. Yet they begin each new case believing the villain is a supernatural being. Every time. Not once do they say “maybe it’s an old man like last time”

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 9h

I'm closer to the ghost of you than the one who exists in the present.

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · May 28

Very brave of you to be an asshole, no one else is doing that.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 13h

Me and my clones are in a doppelgäng.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 20h

Posting good is praxis, so really I'm helping.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 3d

waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 21h

The weird thing for me about everyone jumping ship is if I’m not a little bit in love with someone, I’ll quickly forget they existed if I don’t see them around. Couldn’t tell ya who’s missing

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 1d

Definitely check out To Be Hero X too

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking about making something up and then getting really mad at it

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d

Lying in bed warm like a corpse before rigamortus sets in.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

Shitposts never die, they just get that white stuff on them

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 1d

My old flame contacted me to tell me she followed her burning passion and became an arsonist.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 1d

I hope this letter finds you. The alphabet wants revenge. The world's greatest writers are all drunks and fighters, and it isn't time to consume alcohol.