TeenagePhlebotomy
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My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
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I've got a lot of problems with Billy Joel. Today it's is attitude toward Davey. What if Davey is quite happy to be a U.S. Navy lifer? My issues with the military aside, where the fuck does Joel get the nards to be critical, dismissive? You're the fucker playing your twee little piano tunes for him.
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victor frankenstein disappointedly leaving a monster truck show
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
victor frankenstein disappointedly leaving a monster truck show
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i could draw a sideways eight forever
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i could draw a sideways eight forever
Looking fabulous while supporting my sons' futsal club.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Looking fabulous while supporting my sons' futsal club.
My favorite people in the world are the Virginians who pay the state extra money for "Don't Tread on Me" license plates.
December 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
My favorite people in the world are the Virginians who pay the state extra money for "Don't Tread on Me" license plates.
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The gestation period of an elf on a shelf fetus is just 10 days. Right now last year’s survivors are mating for up to 36 hours without rest, after which almost all of the males will die from exhaustion and dehydration.
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The gestation period of an elf on a shelf fetus is just 10 days. Right now last year’s survivors are mating for up to 36 hours without rest, after which almost all of the males will die from exhaustion and dehydration.
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Greenfield. Haldane Street. Caller is a mailman and says that there is a raccoon circling the area his truck is in. Raccoon appears unaware that interfering with mail operations is a felony.
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Greenfield. Haldane Street. Caller is a mailman and says that there is a raccoon circling the area his truck is in. Raccoon appears unaware that interfering with mail operations is a felony.
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I'm not big into guns, but if gremlins were real, I'd be handing guns out to them like they were trick-or-treaters.
But not the bullets. They gotta go to a different house for those. I'm not getting shot.
But not the bullets. They gotta go to a different house for those. I'm not getting shot.
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I'm not big into guns, but if gremlins were real, I'd be handing guns out to them like they were trick-or-treaters.
But not the bullets. They gotta go to a different house for those. I'm not getting shot.
But not the bullets. They gotta go to a different house for those. I'm not getting shot.
Did any of you know that Trump and the "Project followers" are seeking the Democratic Party's nomination for the 2028 presidential election while Gavin N is a turd but also apparently a shoo-in who will run for co-president with the Trump/Project ticket?
I know so little about politics.
I know so little about politics.
Yeah, Trump and the Project followers seem much better.
Sometimes you have to have a turd when the alternative is utter destruction, wouldn't you say?
I mean, FFS
Sometimes you have to have a turd when the alternative is utter destruction, wouldn't you say?
I mean, FFS
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Did any of you know that Trump and the "Project followers" are seeking the Democratic Party's nomination for the 2028 presidential election while Gavin N is a turd but also apparently a shoo-in who will run for co-president with the Trump/Project ticket?
I know so little about politics.
I know so little about politics.
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I don’t block back because if someone grows as a person and decides they want to unblock me later, they should be able to read my posts calling them a dickhead
I don't always follow back but I do always block back.
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I don’t block back because if someone grows as a person and decides they want to unblock me later, they should be able to read my posts calling them a dickhead
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"If you love something, set it free."
*farts*
*farts*
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"If you love something, set it free."
*farts*
*farts*
I wish really, really bad things would happen to this dude. And that really bad things happen to his supporters.
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I wish really, really bad things would happen to this dude. And that really bad things happen to his supporters.
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Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
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I’m really more comfortable ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ of my comfort zone
so I’ll just stay right here thx
so I’ll just stay right here thx
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m really more comfortable ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ of my comfort zone
so I’ll just stay right here thx
so I’ll just stay right here thx
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Oh so Santa can do this and it’s a cute song but if the federal government does it…
🚨Pam Bondi is ordering the FBI to “compile a list" of Americans who may be extremists, per signed memo leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
LEAK: FBI List of “Extremists” Is Coming, Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oh so Santa can do this and it’s a cute song but if the federal government does it…
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the people who run the world are stupid as fuck dude
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the people who run the world are stupid as fuck dude
I will not release the files. You cannot make me. The incessant begging further puts me off the idea. You may not have the files.
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I will not release the files. You cannot make me. The incessant begging further puts me off the idea. You may not have the files.
An Up With People! revival would fix everything.
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
An Up With People! revival would fix everything.
I'm still mad at Tarantino for reviving that Saturday Night Fever shitbag's career.
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'm still mad at Tarantino for reviving that Saturday Night Fever shitbag's career.
Today at the grocery store bar a woman marveled at the deliciousness of the cheapest, sweetest, and worst wine available to humanity.
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Today at the grocery store bar a woman marveled at the deliciousness of the cheapest, sweetest, and worst wine available to humanity.
A Vexed and Troubled Englishman
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
A Vexed and Troubled Englishman
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my 8 yr old "can i have more cake, ive been thinking of them ever since we met at the plate"
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
my 8 yr old "can i have more cake, ive been thinking of them ever since we met at the plate"
Stroh's spelled backward is "shorts" but with a weirdly placed apostrophe.
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Stroh's spelled backward is "shorts" but with a weirdly placed apostrophe.
Gee, pus-fer-brains, that's a great question.
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Gee, pus-fer-brains, that's a great question.
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my "i dont cum from pooping" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
my "i dont cum from pooping" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Aw, man, it's his AIM to destroy the US's relationship with Europe. Well, SHOOT, I think he should not TARGET Europe. We cannot allow our alliance with the continent to DIE.
Trump Has Long Disdained Europe’s Elites. Now, It’s Official.
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Aw, man, it's his AIM to destroy the US's relationship with Europe. Well, SHOOT, I think he should not TARGET Europe. We cannot allow our alliance with the continent to DIE.