TeenagePhlebotomy
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
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My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
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helldude.bsky.social
it's kind of wild that a guy died a little while ago and the government swore we would reap the whirlwind and that his widow would lead a howling army of valkyries across the galaxy and then the most you heard about it since was the secretary of domestic war saying they arrested the wife of antifa
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
gets boring after a while ho hum me genitals again whee
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
I truly hate this piece of shit country.
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comraderobot.bsky.social
when you nut but they keep having the cabinet meeting
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
Hitler had only got one ball,
Göring had two but very small,
Himmler was rather sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
Fuck it. Here are some British pubs I made up.

The Ponce & Poofter
The BadgerCull & Henge
The Shepherd's Crotch
The Twig & Berries
Billy's Lager & Gin Chav Bonanza
The Binman's Hutch
Eton Beaver
Mosley's Return
The Minge & Manger
The Bog & Loo
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tedmccormick.bsky.social
Generative AI, in both form and content, and whether looked on favourably or critically, seems to embody a collective hopelessness about the prospect of human learning and creativity, if not human knowledge altogether. It’s as if climate change had fans.
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
There seems to be an eruption of Pittsburghers enjoying alcohol and/or weed and playing dice and squares having a problem with it. In my opinion, these are healthful and delightful diversions and should be embraced.
pgh-scanner.com
Knoxville. Brownsville Road. Caller said that there is public drinking and a dice game. Caller doesn't like this.
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dairyqueenslime.bsky.social
I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
He is a moo cat. His sibs, Gus (a k a Big Luscious) and Grognak the Destroyer, Attorney at Law, are black. We very much desire an orange cat, though. Li'l loons.
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My only comment, since there are already so many responses, is that the majority of you have great taste.

OK, one more. Great but not the greatest, but after a cursory read of the replies I didn't see David Byrne. So, David Byrne.
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jessothomson.co.uk
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
I am grateful. Thank you so much.l
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
OK. okokokokokokokok ... Where'd you get those pants?
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
I'm grateful the offer, but I can't accept. It's not a matter of pride, I've just gotten tired of relying on others for help. And now that my ex is finally paying me the child support she owes, I'm doing OK. And! There's a pretty good chance I'll have a job again by this time next week.
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My brain chemistry and thc are not buddies.
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
I do take Humira, which calms a certain kind of pain. But my kids are sick, and it's an immunosuppressant, so I have to skip a dose. My first 45 years were pretty good, though.
teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
But I might be getting one of those job things. Which would be nice. Not desirable, but nevertheless necessary.