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@doktormod.bsky.social

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a transgender windmill ★ pansexual ★ genderfluid ★ neurodivergent just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kcsxrdwgltnpsm5ry2dltlkw/lists/3ki3erfluq22r

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 14d

Yes, I changed my avi

I apologize for any confusion, but the mask stays on as long as humanity continues to be menaced by the forces of evil

Also, I'm a sexy robot clang clang brzzt 😉

Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 9h

Ah, yes, good sir! You are quite goated indeed. With the sauce, I daresay. The most sigma and quirked up of all the skibidi toilets in this gentleman's club

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Ian Fortified with Sexy (but spooky) Vitamins @ianfortey.bsky.social · 22h

Don't ever let anyone tell you you can't write impromptu Hamburglar erotica on the timeline. You can. No one will like it, but you can do it.

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 12h

sending my herald through the drive thru first

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 14h

Me and my clones are in a doppelgäng.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14h

ICE Raids: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/ice-raids-myth-vs-fact/

MYTH: My grandmother was deported to El Salvador.

FACT: No one really knows where she was deported to.

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 14h

What's LGBT stand for? Wrong answers only

Lots of
Godzilla
Brand
Tortilla chips

Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 18h

what's LGBT stand for? wrong answers only

Lettuce Guac Bacon Tomato

Scalawag Jack, Pirate Ghost (or Ghost Pirate?) @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 19h

what's LGBT stand for? wrong answers only

Love Grows Brighter Together

Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 20h

Just gonna assume from here on out that every circumcised penis I encounter belongs to an autistic

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

AMERICA: let’s give $20 billion to Argentina, what is money anyway

ALSO AMERICA: HeaLtHcaRe FoR aLL? wHo iS gOinG to PaY FoR It

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 21h

TV show idea: Foxxy. In the near future, MAGA leaders have fled the country to escape justice. To bring them to trial, The Pentagon launches a covert squad of former Miss Universe contestants turned elite mercenaries — led by former black ops veteran, Jerrica Foxxy.

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 20h

A merry-go-round is just a Lazy Susan for kids.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 20h

Be careful saying negative things about yourself breathing through bamboo from the bottom of a pond. People walking by will tell the pond positive things about it and you'll believe them I love you pond

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 21h

My circumcision didn't give me autism, but it did give me the ability to speak Esperanto

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 5d

"Those are Bloody Large
Glasses, Michael."
"Exoctly."
BLOODY
LARGE GLASSES®

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 21h

Imagine believing in a literal antichrist and deciding that it's a little girl who keeps trying to feed starving babies, and not a world leader who has already managed to do sixty things from the bible story titled 'here are sixty-two ways that you shall know the antichrist'

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BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 1d

Let's peek in on the Johnson's. We've switched their bidet to use rich warm Folgers Crystals.

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · Mar 7

On the bright side, we are living in a time of incredible stain-fighting technology

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · Sep 3

My brothers, wake up. The modern male diet is meant to domesticate you like a pet. We used to live off the hearts of the animals we hunted. Our ancestors sailed across oceans with nothing but rum and the very worst thing that happened to them was their teeth fell out and they died.

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Spook E Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 21h

Stephen Miller's pronouns are hemmler/himmler

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Sep 26

[buying a pumpkin] One scary watermelon, please

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21h

TORGO, you have failed us TORGO, go get their bags TORGO

Anthony Kiedis and the joke is that he resembles “The Master” from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Manos: the Hands of Fate

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 1d

Founder of Antifa

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · Dec 20

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Me: I was in an Ikea

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 1d

Time to hit the hay. Slap the alfalfa. Kick the brussels sprouts. Arm wrestle the cantaloupes. Romance, marry, have kids with, and then abruptly leave a guava.

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know what a labubu is. Nor do I want to know. I'm assuming that it's the nickname of some insufferable, racist white lady in the Kentucky state legislature