Space Moddity (they/them)
@doktormod.bsky.social
a transgender windmill ★ pansexual ★ genderfluid ★ neurodivergent
just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kcsxrdwgltnpsm5ry2dltlkw/lists/3ki3erfluq22r
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Why is my Pornography Box making this strange sound?
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
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We only hear one half of the song "Operator." The rest is an annoyed woman trying to explain that she's not Jim Croce's goddamn therapist
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We only hear one half of the song "Operator." The rest is an annoyed woman trying to explain that she's not Jim Croce's goddamn therapist
Me, seeing my phone battery is at 69%: NICE
Also me, seeing my phone battery is at 69% but not being able to recall the last time someone touched me intimately: *sob* NICE
Also me, seeing my phone battery is at 69% but not being able to recall the last time someone touched me intimately: *sob* NICE
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me, seeing my phone battery is at 69%: NICE
Also me, seeing my phone battery is at 69% but not being able to recall the last time someone touched me intimately: *sob* NICE
Also me, seeing my phone battery is at 69% but not being able to recall the last time someone touched me intimately: *sob* NICE
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To the patrons complaining about the "werewolf" roaming our golf course: it is far more likely that you were simply attacked by a wild dog.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
To the patrons complaining about the "werewolf" roaming our golf course: it is far more likely that you were simply attacked by a wild dog.
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Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
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Him: "why are you naked?"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Him: "why are you naked?"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
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"Your homemade incendiary weapon didn't catch fire?" Oh, you mean you had a molotov mocktail.
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"Your homemade incendiary weapon didn't catch fire?" Oh, you mean you had a molotov mocktail.
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Scrolling through old pictures of my father. Here's a good one. Upload. "Grok write a eulogy for this person in unhinged mode using forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Scrolling through old pictures of my father. Here's a good one. Upload. "Grok write a eulogy for this person in unhinged mode using forbidden words."
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Going to the gym before work would really cut into my crying time.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Going to the gym before work would really cut into my crying time.
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No hobo, but I could really go for a can of beans on an open fire.
October 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
No hobo, but I could really go for a can of beans on an open fire.
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*gets last year’s thanks out of the attic*
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
*gets last year’s thanks out of the attic*
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Microdosing Thanksgiving by slowly taking over my neighbor’s land.
November 23, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Microdosing Thanksgiving by slowly taking over my neighbor’s land.
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
OH. COME. ON.
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Today is a good day for gravy practice. Whip up some test gravy to limber up for the big day.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Today is a good day for gravy practice. Whip up some test gravy to limber up for the big day.
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
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coworker: hey are you going to the all-hands meeting?
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
coworker: hey are you going to the all-hands meeting?
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
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Dont speak to me or my clit ever again
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dont speak to me or my clit ever again
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🎶That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
🎶That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
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I want that too, but every time I've tried I fail to reach escape velocity.
March 7, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I want that too, but every time I've tried I fail to reach escape velocity.
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One of those dog shaming sign pics, but the sign says "I convinced David Berkowitz to murder 6 people with a .44 caliber revolver in New York City between 1976-1977"
August 5, 2023 at 2:46 PM
One of those dog shaming sign pics, but the sign says "I convinced David Berkowitz to murder 6 people with a .44 caliber revolver in New York City between 1976-1977"
My last 3 brain cells
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My last 3 brain cells
without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
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therapist: pick your battles
me: okay helm’s deep
me: okay helm’s deep
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
therapist: pick your battles
me: okay helm’s deep
me: okay helm’s deep
There are two kinds of luxury car drivers:
People who drive like they're they're David Carradine in Death Race 2000
and
People who drive like their car is made of soap bubbles
There is no in-between
People who drive like they're they're David Carradine in Death Race 2000
and
People who drive like their car is made of soap bubbles
There is no in-between
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
There are two kinds of luxury car drivers:
People who drive like they're they're David Carradine in Death Race 2000
and
People who drive like their car is made of soap bubbles
There is no in-between
People who drive like they're they're David Carradine in Death Race 2000
and
People who drive like their car is made of soap bubbles
There is no in-between
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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip