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Rob Cee
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Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.
If you piss in a sink, the terrorists win.
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
You want to "make America great again?" When's the last time somebody raided a lost ark? Start there, Uncle Sam.
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Porridge is not what I assumed bears would be having for breakfast. Didn’t even crack the top 10 tbh
January 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Kicked out of classic book club for repeatedly calling Jules Verne's novel "Around The World In 69 Days."
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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This may upset our president; he sometimes has problems with consent.
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The walrus is easily distinguished from the sea lion by its larger size, prominent tusks, and signature mating cry of "koo-koo-ka-choo."
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I see a cornfield and can't help but wonder how many microwaves it would take to pop all of it.
January 16, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Upping my bathroom game by painting flames and racing stripes on my toilet.
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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H&R Block on January 2nd: you didn’t file your fucking taxes yet? Are you insane? You’re going to fucking jail
January 14, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Biggest surprise in the Epstein files so far has been all the killer meatloaf recipes.
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
They say "the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" because if you try to take two steps at once you will trip.
January 14, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Greeting cards I'd like to see
January 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Whiskey Friday is nothing, they’re doing CBS Sunday Mornings from Garrison Keillor’s Fuck Dungeon
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
This may upset our president; he sometimes has problems with consent.
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Why does the department of homeland security keep making me feel less and less secure in my homeland?
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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they can’t hide bryce dallas howard’s big fat ass from me no matter how hard they try. i will find it
January 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Can anyone live in the sewer or do you have to be a clown or a Ninja Turtle
August 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
*inhales huge line of coke off the oval office desk*

Use ICE to invade Greenland and then deport all the people to Denmark!
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Hoping to try every antidepressant before I die. At this point, when I start a new one, I actually root against it working.
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 AM
What people fail to realize is that there had always been men who could not lie, yet none of them had ever liked big butts until Sir Mix-a-Lot came along.
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I'm afraid to ask, but is this actually verified? Lidice was very real and it makes for great sizzle, but my googling only found sources from the last 2 days. I shudder to think that we are ready to fight fascism by making stuff up.

Can anyone else figure it out?
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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trying to read the title but it's backwards
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Criss Angel: Mind Neurodivergent
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM