Rob Cee
@therobcee.bsky.social
Have a heart, artichoke.
Scranton, PA
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Rob Cee
@therobcee.bsky.social
· May 22
Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.
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We are just 4 days away from the most exciting time of the year. That's right: Grinch porn season.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We are just 4 days away from the most exciting time of the year. That's right: Grinch porn season.
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Time for turkey sandwiches, the cold pizza of Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Time for turkey sandwiches, the cold pizza of Black Friday.
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Eating clam chowder out of the can with my hand like Winnie the Pooh
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Eating clam chowder out of the can with my hand like Winnie the Pooh
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If we hadn't made them extinct, instead of kung fu panda we could have had tae kwon dodo.
April 10, 2024 at 4:56 PM
If we hadn't made them extinct, instead of kung fu panda we could have had tae kwon dodo.
In 1989, Motley Crue sang about Dr. Feelgood: The one that makes you feel all right. The creator of Feelgood's Monster.
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
In 1989, Motley Crue sang about Dr. Feelgood: The one that makes you feel all right. The creator of Feelgood's Monster.
So, apparently, ICE is not above hassling the people who have been in this country the longest. Appalling.
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So, apparently, ICE is not above hassling the people who have been in this country the longest. Appalling.
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Had a nightmare where I saw a turducken stuffed in reverse order.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Had a nightmare where I saw a turducken stuffed in reverse order.
You expect me to believe this wire was made by a chicken?
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
You expect me to believe this wire was made by a chicken?
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They said I’d never make it, and just look at me now, not making it.
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
They said I’d never make it, and just look at me now, not making it.
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[watching a musical]
god, please don’t let it be another song…
god, please don’t let it be another song…
November 2, 2024 at 1:43 AM
[watching a musical]
god, please don’t let it be another song…
god, please don’t let it be another song…
When I was a teenager, I'd hide under the covers in my room & watch Flashdance because I was really into welding.
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
When I was a teenager, I'd hide under the covers in my room & watch Flashdance because I was really into welding.
Today is my favorite day of the year to talk to people about basting.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Today is my favorite day of the year to talk to people about basting.
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If someone shows me something and I don't know what it is, I just guess that it's cake and hope for the best.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
If someone shows me something and I don't know what it is, I just guess that it's cake and hope for the best.
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After 1 am, every Arby’s parking lot becomes international waters.
March 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
After 1 am, every Arby’s parking lot becomes international waters.
Had a nightmare where I saw a turducken stuffed in reverse order.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Had a nightmare where I saw a turducken stuffed in reverse order.
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I find toll roads exciting to drive on because I assume there could be a house there with chocolate chip cookies.
July 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I find toll roads exciting to drive on because I assume there could be a house there with chocolate chip cookies.
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If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
The most annoying part about going to bed is that I have to stop eating to do it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The most annoying part about going to bed is that I have to stop eating to do it.
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Since tuna is the chicken of the sea, I call turkey the swordfish of the land.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Since tuna is the chicken of the sea, I call turkey the swordfish of the land.
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I've been up for 20 hours. There's no way I could perform surgery right now. Mainly, because I have no medical training.
November 19, 2024 at 6:13 PM
I've been up for 20 hours. There's no way I could perform surgery right now. Mainly, because I have no medical training.
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By the commutative property, an octopus also has ten eightacles
January 25, 2024 at 6:55 AM
By the commutative property, an octopus also has ten eightacles
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The President is struggling to find a turkey convicted of financial crimes that he can pardon.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The President is struggling to find a turkey convicted of financial crimes that he can pardon.
Robert De Niro put on 60 lbs for the movie Raging Bull, but I don't get paid to play make-believe; I do it for the love of the game.
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Robert De Niro put on 60 lbs for the movie Raging Bull, but I don't get paid to play make-believe; I do it for the love of the game.
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The guy from Memento but he can't remember any characters or plot points from shows he watched more than two weeks ago
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The guy from Memento but he can't remember any characters or plot points from shows he watched more than two weeks ago
We are just 4 days away from the most exciting time of the year. That's right: Grinch porn season.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We are just 4 days away from the most exciting time of the year. That's right: Grinch porn season.