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Rob Cee

@therobcee.bsky.social

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It's ok-- I'm in the mafia. Scranton, PA Recent, filtered: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqktwrilum Greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqgy4owtxg

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · May 22

Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 25m

All of us are potential targets. They already put Sauce in jail... but that was probably more about the kiddy-diddlin' and whatnot.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 1h

Don't shame the victims, Debb!

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 1h

Running low on actual people to retaliate against, Trump plans to unleash the fury of the justice department on Dr. Seuss's The Lorax.

Headline about Trump administration's plans to indict John Bolton... who looks like The Lorax.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 1h

You know he's in charge because he wears a sash.

Mayor McCheese of McDonaldland. Humanish body in a long red coat & striped dress pants with a small top hat on his head- which happens to be a giant cheeseburger. He wears a sash that says "MAYOR" because he holds all the goddamn power in this town, no matter what that clown says.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 1d

Way ahead of the Eagles-- I ran the tush push four times in a row on my old lady last night.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 5d

some of the things i’m hearing said about me out there are “i hope he eats a donut soon” and “that guy should eat a donut”

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 4d

hoping to finish this jolly rancher i got at last halloween before this halloween

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 13h

The corrections officer on duty when Epstein "killed himself":

Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 13h

Can't believe Mayor McCheese is in the Epstein files.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 14h

And the winner for "Best Thing To Do With Hatches" is-

*opens envelope*

BATTEN THEM DOWN!

*cut to heartbroken "batten them up" in the crowd*

Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 14h

Casper was known as "the friendly ghost," but he wasn't actually that nice-- It's just that he was a lot easier to get along with than his brother, Omar The Knife-Wielding Ghost.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 19h

Any positive reinforcement is welcome today, survivor man. May all your paths be clear and well-lit.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 1d

Way ahead of the Eagles-- I ran the tush push four times in a row on my old lady last night.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 3d

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 2d

*pushing baby stroller through carwash*

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · Jun 13

They should make the thing you have to bite down on for dental x-rays bigger and sharper

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 2d

(witnessing mother lifting a fallen tree off her child) nawwp nono no. your form’s all wrong

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 2d

Please! Mr. The Creator was my father. Call me Tyler.

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ceej @ceej.online · 3d

taylor swift has upset fans by including lyrics on her new album "the life of a showgirl" that appear to praise the sexual prowess of deceased spanish dictator francisco franco

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 3d

At the bar trying to pick up women who recycle, but the only line I have is “Hi, I’m biodegradable.”

Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 3d

*slides used cup full of vodka across the Dunkin counter*

Pumpkin me, maestro.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 3d

*asking drug dealer on corner if they got that Panera lemonade*

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 4d

I'm on so many cholesterol pills, I call my medicine cabinet Statin Island.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 4d

now that the swifties have soured on her latest album it's finally time for taylor to start making music for her true and natural base, 50 or 60 year old men

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 4d

*looking into bathroom mirror, about to leave for work*

LET'S
GO
FAKE IT
AGAIN!

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