Rob Cee
@therobcee.bsky.social
Sometimes I repeat myself sometimes.
Scranton, PA
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Rob Cee
@therobcee.bsky.social
· May 22
Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.
If you piss in a sink, the terrorists win.
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
If you piss in a sink, the terrorists win.
You want to "make America great again?" When's the last time somebody raided a lost ark? Start there, Uncle Sam.
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
You want to "make America great again?" When's the last time somebody raided a lost ark? Start there, Uncle Sam.
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Porridge is not what I assumed bears would be having for breakfast. Didn’t even crack the top 10 tbh
January 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Porridge is not what I assumed bears would be having for breakfast. Didn’t even crack the top 10 tbh
Kicked out of classic book club for repeatedly calling Jules Verne's novel "Around The World In 69 Days."
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Kicked out of classic book club for repeatedly calling Jules Verne's novel "Around The World In 69 Days."
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This may upset our president; he sometimes has problems with consent.
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This may upset our president; he sometimes has problems with consent.
The walrus is easily distinguished from the sea lion by its larger size, prominent tusks, and signature mating cry of "koo-koo-ka-choo."
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The walrus is easily distinguished from the sea lion by its larger size, prominent tusks, and signature mating cry of "koo-koo-ka-choo."
I see a cornfield and can't help but wonder how many microwaves it would take to pop all of it.
January 16, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I see a cornfield and can't help but wonder how many microwaves it would take to pop all of it.
Upping my bathroom game by painting flames and racing stripes on my toilet.
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Upping my bathroom game by painting flames and racing stripes on my toilet.
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H&R Block on January 2nd: you didn’t file your fucking taxes yet? Are you insane? You’re going to fucking jail
January 14, 2026 at 9:39 PM
H&R Block on January 2nd: you didn’t file your fucking taxes yet? Are you insane? You’re going to fucking jail
Biggest surprise in the Epstein files so far has been all the killer meatloaf recipes.
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Biggest surprise in the Epstein files so far has been all the killer meatloaf recipes.
They say "the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" because if you try to take two steps at once you will trip.
January 14, 2026 at 4:39 AM
They say "the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" because if you try to take two steps at once you will trip.
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Greeting cards I'd like to see
January 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Greeting cards I'd like to see
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Whiskey Friday is nothing, they’re doing CBS Sunday Mornings from Garrison Keillor’s Fuck Dungeon
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Whiskey Friday is nothing, they’re doing CBS Sunday Mornings from Garrison Keillor’s Fuck Dungeon
This may upset our president; he sometimes has problems with consent.
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This may upset our president; he sometimes has problems with consent.
Why does the department of homeland security keep making me feel less and less secure in my homeland?
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Why does the department of homeland security keep making me feel less and less secure in my homeland?
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they can’t hide bryce dallas howard’s big fat ass from me no matter how hard they try. i will find it
January 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
they can’t hide bryce dallas howard’s big fat ass from me no matter how hard they try. i will find it
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Can anyone live in the sewer or do you have to be a clown or a Ninja Turtle
August 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Can anyone live in the sewer or do you have to be a clown or a Ninja Turtle
*inhales huge line of coke off the oval office desk*
Use ICE to invade Greenland and then deport all the people to Denmark!
Use ICE to invade Greenland and then deport all the people to Denmark!
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 AM
*inhales huge line of coke off the oval office desk*
Use ICE to invade Greenland and then deport all the people to Denmark!
Use ICE to invade Greenland and then deport all the people to Denmark!
Hoping to try every antidepressant before I die. At this point, when I start a new one, I actually root against it working.
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Hoping to try every antidepressant before I die. At this point, when I start a new one, I actually root against it working.
What people fail to realize is that there had always been men who could not lie, yet none of them had ever liked big butts until Sir Mix-a-Lot came along.
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
What people fail to realize is that there had always been men who could not lie, yet none of them had ever liked big butts until Sir Mix-a-Lot came along.
I'm afraid to ask, but is this actually verified? Lidice was very real and it makes for great sizzle, but my googling only found sources from the last 2 days. I shudder to think that we are ready to fight fascism by making stuff up.
Can anyone else figure it out?
Can anyone else figure it out?
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I'm afraid to ask, but is this actually verified? Lidice was very real and it makes for great sizzle, but my googling only found sources from the last 2 days. I shudder to think that we are ready to fight fascism by making stuff up.
Can anyone else figure it out?
Can anyone else figure it out?
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trying to read the title but it's backwards
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 AM
trying to read the title but it's backwards
Criss Angel: Mind Neurodivergent
January 11, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Criss Angel: Mind Neurodivergent
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kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster