Lostcatdog
@lostcatdog.bsky.social
Former gifted child, current average child
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
KEEP HONKING I am trying to seduce my AI girlfriend’s step-aunt who had to become a stripper when her cupcake factory was hit by a meteor
February 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
KEEP HONKING I am trying to seduce my AI girlfriend’s step-aunt who had to become a stripper when her cupcake factory was hit by a meteor
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.
Trump's Fed chair pick named in Epstein files just hours after his nomination
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.According to The New Republic, "Warsh’s name appears to be on an emailed list of guests to 'St. Barth’s Christm...
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January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
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You will never as long as you live see a group of bigger, shameless sluts.
Genuinely the funniest possible panel line-up of all time and it's for a real estate conference in Riyadh
January 30, 2026 at 4:23 AM
You will never as long as you live see a group of bigger, shameless sluts.
Might eschew some things later. Feels like a day for eschewing
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Might eschew some things later. Feels like a day for eschewing
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The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced the Democrats have to push their hand immediately. The parallels with the delays and subsequent failures after January 6th are blaring warning signs about what will happen if they don’t go after the issues with ICE and CBP at the root RIGHT NOW.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced the Democrats have to push their hand immediately. The parallels with the delays and subsequent failures after January 6th are blaring warning signs about what will happen if they don’t go after the issues with ICE and CBP at the root RIGHT NOW.
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By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
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Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
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If Democrats aren’t whipping votes against ICE funding, and letting conservative members vote to pass it, it means the Democratic Party supports ICE funding.
If your opposition to fascism is performative, then you don’t actually oppose fascism.
If your opposition to fascism is performative, then you don’t actually oppose fascism.
Jeffries Won’t Whip Vote Against ICE Funding - The American Prospect
While the House Democratic leader announced personal opposition to a funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security, he won’t pressure his colleagues to do the same.
prospect.org
January 22, 2026 at 1:12 PM
If Democrats aren’t whipping votes against ICE funding, and letting conservative members vote to pass it, it means the Democratic Party supports ICE funding.
If your opposition to fascism is performative, then you don’t actually oppose fascism.
If your opposition to fascism is performative, then you don’t actually oppose fascism.
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Respectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Respectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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Someone knows who this evil dude is.
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Someone knows who this evil dude is.
Constant criticism and societal disdain risks derailing technological innovation in the growing industry of Asbestos Snacks
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Constant criticism and societal disdain risks derailing technological innovation in the growing industry of Asbestos Snacks
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One guy actually meant it and people believed him the other is obviously bullshitting because he’s a coward.
Also Mamdani has plenty to say about authoritarian abuses.
Also Mamdani has plenty to say about authoritarian abuses.
January 20, 2026 at 3:26 PM
One guy actually meant it and people believed him the other is obviously bullshitting because he’s a coward.
Also Mamdani has plenty to say about authoritarian abuses.
Also Mamdani has plenty to say about authoritarian abuses.
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who the fuck are these people talking to
you want ME to invoke it?
you want ME to invoke it?
January 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
who the fuck are these people talking to
you want ME to invoke it?
you want ME to invoke it?
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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My new right wing influencer bit will be that laptops are vagina-coded and real men need to use big bulky desktop tower PCs
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
My new right wing influencer bit will be that laptops are vagina-coded and real men need to use big bulky desktop tower PCs
Hmm you say the war on protein is over yet you are trying to expel immigrants who are made out of protein, interesting
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Hmm you say the war on protein is over yet you are trying to expel immigrants who are made out of protein, interesting
ICE Agent testifying before Congress, manfully choking back tears: “they said ‘oops got your nose!’ and then they wouldn’t give it back”
Naaaaaaailed it
January 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
ICE Agent testifying before Congress, manfully choking back tears: “they said ‘oops got your nose!’ and then they wouldn’t give it back”
How about instead requiring them to wear a name tag with a shortened URL that links to a QR code you scan to get their name and badge number
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
How about instead requiring them to wear a name tag with a shortened URL that links to a QR code you scan to get their name and badge number
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recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
Whiskey Friday is nothing, they’re doing CBS Sunday Mornings from Garrison Keillor’s Fuck Dungeon
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Whiskey Friday is nothing, they’re doing CBS Sunday Mornings from Garrison Keillor’s Fuck Dungeon