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ICE is just shooting people in the streets now??
MAJOR BREAKING: A significant police response is underway in south Minneapolis following a shooting "involving federal law enforcement" Wednesday morning.
The latest: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/breaking-major-response-to-shooting-involving-federal-law-enforcement-in-minneapolis
The latest: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/breaking-major-response-to-shooting-involving-federal-law-enforcement-in-minneapolis
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
ICE is just shooting people in the streets now??
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I am aware of a shooting involving an ICE agent at 34th Street & Portland. The presence of federal immigration enforcement agents is causing chaos in our city. We’re demanding ICE to leave the city immediately. We stand rock solid with our immigrant and refugee communities.
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I am aware of a shooting involving an ICE agent at 34th Street & Portland. The presence of federal immigration enforcement agents is causing chaos in our city. We’re demanding ICE to leave the city immediately. We stand rock solid with our immigrant and refugee communities.
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Was able to talk to someone when I called Sen Smith’s office just now. He hadn’t yet heard about the situation at 33/Portland.
Asked both senators to speak about what action they will be taking regarding the violence being perpetrated on our city.
Asked both senators to speak about what action they will be taking regarding the violence being perpetrated on our city.
January 7, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Was able to talk to someone when I called Sen Smith’s office just now. He hadn’t yet heard about the situation at 33/Portland.
Asked both senators to speak about what action they will be taking regarding the violence being perpetrated on our city.
Asked both senators to speak about what action they will be taking regarding the violence being perpetrated on our city.
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Quack is quacking...
January 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Quack is quacking...
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
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I want to find the consultant who convinced Dems to stick with this framing, tie them to a stake, light a match, and tell everyone they have to decide between caring about saving them or caring about milk being 2% cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I want to find the consultant who convinced Dems to stick with this framing, tie them to a stake, light a match, and tell everyone they have to decide between caring about saving them or caring about milk being 2% cheaper
If wishes were horses the useless U.S. Senate would be dragged away.
I wish this weren't true, but we now have take his threats about Greenland more seriously, and start to talk about the world-changing mistake if he chose to go to war with Europe - which would essentially guarantee the rest of this century is China's.
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
If wishes were horses the useless U.S. Senate would be dragged away.
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What is ChatGPT’s death toll at this point?
jesus christ what are we doing here people www.wsj.com/tech/ai/hosp...
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
What is ChatGPT’s death toll at this point?
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CBS’ Tony Dokoupil says of Marco Rubio: “Whatever you think of his politics, you’ve got to admit it’s an impressive resume.”
No, I don’t. Giving the same people multiple jobs is a way for Trump to surround himself with only subservient yes men. This is corrupt government ... and captured media.
No, I don’t. Giving the same people multiple jobs is a way for Trump to surround himself with only subservient yes men. This is corrupt government ... and captured media.
January 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
CBS’ Tony Dokoupil says of Marco Rubio: “Whatever you think of his politics, you’ve got to admit it’s an impressive resume.”
No, I don’t. Giving the same people multiple jobs is a way for Trump to surround himself with only subservient yes men. This is corrupt government ... and captured media.
No, I don’t. Giving the same people multiple jobs is a way for Trump to surround himself with only subservient yes men. This is corrupt government ... and captured media.
Oh dear. lol
January 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Oh dear. lol
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a bed is like a phone charger for your body
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
a bed is like a phone charger for your body
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saw this uplifting story and thought of you
‘It’s time’: Trump Store in Bucks County closing due to declining sales
Mike Domanico's store thrived during the Biden administration, but Trump's return to the White House has been bad for business.
share.inquirer.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 PM
saw this uplifting story and thought of you
I keep seeing these trays going through TSA. I want to believe it, but I don't believe it.
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I keep seeing these trays going through TSA. I want to believe it, but I don't believe it.
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X basically industrialized the creation of fake porn of women who don't consent. Others did it first, but Grok made it normalized and centralized: publicly visible, instantly creatable by anyone, regardless of who's being targeted and dehumanized. Only question now is will X suffer any consequences
January 7, 2026 at 12:45 PM
X basically industrialized the creation of fake porn of women who don't consent. Others did it first, but Grok made it normalized and centralized: publicly visible, instantly creatable by anyone, regardless of who's being targeted and dehumanized. Only question now is will X suffer any consequences
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They're doing this so they can call any government program that isn't ICE or the military "rife with fraud" and thus illegitimate. They are trying to manufacture consent to say any entitlement — from Medicare to social security — must be canceled because of extreme edge cases. Don't fall for it.
The Trump administration sent out letters tonight to 5 blue states, freezing about $10 billion in funding for child care and social services programs pending a "thorough review," citing concerns over "systemic fraud."
5 Democratic-run states are told that their child care funds have been frozen
The suspension of the funds could hurt low-income families in those states, depending on how long it lasts, advocates say.
www.axios.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
They're doing this so they can call any government program that isn't ICE or the military "rife with fraud" and thus illegitimate. They are trying to manufacture consent to say any entitlement — from Medicare to social security — must be canceled because of extreme edge cases. Don't fall for it.
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directors from the 30s are so cool, they all made one stone cold undeniable triumph that will live forever and 47 other movies called “She’s Running Around”
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
directors from the 30s are so cool, they all made one stone cold undeniable triumph that will live forever and 47 other movies called “She’s Running Around”
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I was born in 1601. I am a vampire. And for that reason I’m out.
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I was born in 1601. I am a vampire. And for that reason I’m out.
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BREAKING: Friedrich Merz just announced Germany will take responsibility for Ukraine’s security.
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
BREAKING: Friedrich Merz just announced Germany will take responsibility for Ukraine’s security.
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journalism is cooked at CBS. i’d be packed up tonight. even if you could do your job, you’d still be propping up whatever this is.
just walk out.
you can leave.
if it sucks, hit da bricks.
real winners quit.
just walk out.
you can leave.
if it sucks, hit da bricks.
real winners quit.
Here's the clip of Tony Dokoupil ending tonight's broadcast by absolutely gushing over "ultimate Florida Man" Marco Rubio.
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
journalism is cooked at CBS. i’d be packed up tonight. even if you could do your job, you’d still be propping up whatever this is.
just walk out.
you can leave.
if it sucks, hit da bricks.
real winners quit.
just walk out.
you can leave.
if it sucks, hit da bricks.
real winners quit.
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Jeremy renner has been run over by another snowplow
January 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Jeremy renner has been run over by another snowplow
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a million instagram photographers who camp this spot to take fit pics of cyclists as they exit the bridge just cried out in anguish and horror and were never seen or heard from again
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
a million instagram photographers who camp this spot to take fit pics of cyclists as they exit the bridge just cried out in anguish and horror and were never seen or heard from again
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I felt it was my duty to inform everyone that these old-ass men are finally living their truth
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I felt it was my duty to inform everyone that these old-ass men are finally living their truth
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happy completely get away consequence free with trying to literally coup and overthrow the government day
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
happy completely get away consequence free with trying to literally coup and overthrow the government day