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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 5h

“This is not sustainable”

Your Comic Muse @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 4h

This is causing me so much anxiety as winter approaches here in the Colorado Rockies. Those cameras are a dire necessity to see what roads, if any, are drivable. Everyone up here uses them religiously in winter. This is going to cause so much danger & horrible, emergency situations.
Fuck Trump.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 14h

suddenly thinking about a december message blitz from RFK, the NIH and the administration like, "this christmas, get your family the marburg virus. it literally makes you invincible"

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 5d

this is our Tiananmen Square Tank Man

competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 6d

wizard frog is insane

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 5d

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 16h

will the portland frog get milkshake ducked

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15h

It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16h

American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15h

Congrats to the Seattle mariners for locating the end of this game

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15h

They clearly don’t want to decide the outcome of this game by playing more baseball, so maybe they could switch to an eating contest?

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Matt Goldich @mattgoldich.bsky.social · 5d

Go off in the comments!

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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 2d

Ralph Wiggum delivering his legendary "Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel were in the closet making babies" speech

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16h

Obviously it's too late for me. I am a washed and chopped unc, a hideous shambling corpse. But Eduard Bazardo is Yorman's brother, and not his son, and I am putting that one in the W column.

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Bob E. Brown @buhbaynium.bsky.social · 15h

What’s Jim Leyland like? What does he smell like? I would think it would be like a combination of Marlboro Reds and cherry lip gloss

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 21h

It’s also so surreal to have been worrying about this shit for nigh on 10 years and to see it happening. I feel like the guy who gets crushed by the steamroller in Austin Powers. “Lol”

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

AMERICA: let’s give $20 billion to Argentina, what is money anyway

ALSO AMERICA: HeaLtHcaRe FoR aLL? wHo iS gOinG to PaY FoR It

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Don't look to me for leadership. Sometimes I let YouTube ads play until the end because I feel bad for them.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d

Let’s meet at the sand-pit. We’ll listen to REO Speedwagon unironically and drink Boone’s Farm until we see balloons

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Your Comic Muse @yourcomicmuse.bsky.social · 15h

Timeline respite.

caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 16h

ah-woo.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 22h

the republican majority leader with a clear vision for the democratic party

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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Joel Calahan @joelcalahan.com · 17h

Charon ferries us across the Styx and into the 10th inning, a strange and haunting place. Logan Gilbert, the human marionette, greets us.

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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 1d

Dear NYT: When an anti-education fuckwit billionaire submits an op-ed on why we should dismantle higher education as we know it, you aren't obligated to print their nonsense.

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 1d

Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 1d

Now Trump is hoping to at least get a Daytime Nobel Peace Prize.

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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 1d

It’s like the Great Depression except everyone saw it coming and instead of fleeing everyone decided to see if they could make just a little more money instead by doubling down

David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 1d

🎈📌👶 www.marketwatch.com/story/the-ai...

AI bubble is 17 times the size of that of the dot-com frenzy, analyst says

A research firm is arguing not just that AI is in a bubble, but that it is 17 times the size of the dot-com bubble.

www.marketwatch.com

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