Your Comic Muse
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Happy New Year to you all🎉
As I say to you every year, good luck quitting that thing no one knows you do.
As I say to you every year, good luck quitting that thing no one knows you do.
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All right everyone, we gave it our best shot but all we can do now is hope for better things in 2027.
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
All right everyone, we gave it our best shot but all we can do now is hope for better things in 2027.
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New Year's Prediction: Everyone's going to get married in 2026 to double their risk pool, leading inevitably to the 2035 revolution and establishment of the Polyarchy, after nine years of consolidation into larger and larger healthcare polycules sees House Aetna take control of the United States.
January 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
New Year's Prediction: Everyone's going to get married in 2026 to double their risk pool, leading inevitably to the 2035 revolution and establishment of the Polyarchy, after nine years of consolidation into larger and larger healthcare polycules sees House Aetna take control of the United States.
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Professor Roy Casagranda speaking at the World Government Summit 2023.
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Professor Roy Casagranda speaking at the World Government Summit 2023.
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I think there are people in the media business who want to destroy parts of it intentionally
I think David Ellison and Bari Weiss are not in that group - they dream of a centrist-branded Fox News and they are doing an embarrassing series of pratfalls trying and failing to make it happen
I think David Ellison and Bari Weiss are not in that group - they dream of a centrist-branded Fox News and they are doing an embarrassing series of pratfalls trying and failing to make it happen
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I think there are people in the media business who want to destroy parts of it intentionally
I think David Ellison and Bari Weiss are not in that group - they dream of a centrist-branded Fox News and they are doing an embarrassing series of pratfalls trying and failing to make it happen
I think David Ellison and Bari Weiss are not in that group - they dream of a centrist-branded Fox News and they are doing an embarrassing series of pratfalls trying and failing to make it happen
Thinking of names where Ryan Seacrest would never have had a career.
Ryan Bababaloo
Ryan Kranslosky
Ryan Ploof
He's really just luck of the last name.
Ryan Bababaloo
Ryan Kranslosky
Ryan Ploof
He's really just luck of the last name.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Thinking of names where Ryan Seacrest would never have had a career.
Ryan Bababaloo
Ryan Kranslosky
Ryan Ploof
He's really just luck of the last name.
Ryan Bababaloo
Ryan Kranslosky
Ryan Ploof
He's really just luck of the last name.
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the fuck you want me to do about it, haircut
Don’t let this go unnoticed just because it’s the holidays!
January 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
the fuck you want me to do about it, haircut
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If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
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It's so funny to think "we had a 38-page handbook but we just replaced it with five values" inspires confidence instead of alarm. Like, if you walked into a restaurant and were told that, you'd leave immediately.
January 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
It's so funny to think "we had a 38-page handbook but we just replaced it with five values" inspires confidence instead of alarm. Like, if you walked into a restaurant and were told that, you'd leave immediately.
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George Clooney: "If CBS and ABC had challenged those lawsuits and said, 'Go fuck yourself,' we wouldn't be where we are in the country."
"That's simply the truth."
"Bari Weiss is dismantling CBS News as we speak," Clooney says. "I'm worried about how we inform ourselves."
"That's simply the truth."
"Bari Weiss is dismantling CBS News as we speak," Clooney says. "I'm worried about how we inform ourselves."
George Clooney on Crying While Watching Himself in ‘Jay Kelly,’ Rebooting ‘Oceans’ and Why News Networks Should Tell Trump to ‘Go F— Yourself’
George Clooney graces the cover of Variety to discuss crying over 'Jay Kelly,' rebooting the 'Ocean's' franchise and why networks should slam Trump.
variety.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
George Clooney: "If CBS and ABC had challenged those lawsuits and said, 'Go fuck yourself,' we wouldn't be where we are in the country."
"That's simply the truth."
"Bari Weiss is dismantling CBS News as we speak," Clooney says. "I'm worried about how we inform ourselves."
"That's simply the truth."
"Bari Weiss is dismantling CBS News as we speak," Clooney says. "I'm worried about how we inform ourselves."
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The new CBS anchor guy is AI, right?
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
The new CBS anchor guy is AI, right?
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Bari Weiss’ rebrand of CBS News as “Fox News but way less successful!” is coming along apace.
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Bari Weiss’ rebrand of CBS News as “Fox News but way less successful!” is coming along apace.
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found the new CBS mission statement.
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
found the new CBS mission statement.
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Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
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The first things you learn in journalism school
•love America
•never apologize for it
•love America
•never apologize for it
January 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
The first things you learn in journalism school
•love America
•never apologize for it
•love America
•never apologize for it
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if you went online and asked someone to produce csam and that person produced it and put it out in the public they would all be arrested the same day
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
if you went online and asked someone to produce csam and that person produced it and put it out in the public they would all be arrested the same day
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in a healthy society, “you have to meet people where they are” wouldnt include the app with the built in AI child pornography generator
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
in a healthy society, “you have to meet people where they are” wouldnt include the app with the built in AI child pornography generator
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That's it, i'm no longer doing any of my banking on X
January 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
That's it, i'm no longer doing any of my banking on X
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Off to a good start
January 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Off to a good start
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A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.
January 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.
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Genuinely wild that no actual people will go to jail for this
January 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Genuinely wild that no actual people will go to jail for this
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There are multiple national political commentators who earnestly predicted that Eric Adams would be a legitimate presidential candidate and a national figurehead of the Democratic party by now and those commentators still have careers somehow.
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
There are multiple national political commentators who earnestly predicted that Eric Adams would be a legitimate presidential candidate and a national figurehead of the Democratic party by now and those commentators still have careers somehow.
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If “the GOP’s biggest donor ever built an international child porn machine” is a little too on the nose for you, let me propose that we are on history’s nose.
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
If “the GOP’s biggest donor ever built an international child porn machine” is a little too on the nose for you, let me propose that we are on history’s nose.
How it started how it's going.
January 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
How it started how it's going.
Oh my god please, please let it happen.
January 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Oh my god please, please let it happen.
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This is a very “coworker says it to you while you’re waiting for the Keurig to finish” observation but today really does feel Monday as fuck
January 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
This is a very “coworker says it to you while you’re waiting for the Keurig to finish” observation but today really does feel Monday as fuck