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If you've followed me since Twitter, you know how much as a flight attendant I've learned to be very partial to Minnesota. When I first became a flight attendant the senior flight attendants felt the same. I was surprised. What about New York? L.A.? Now that I'm the senior flight attendant I get it.
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 AM
If you've followed me since Twitter, you know how much as a flight attendant I've learned to be very partial to Minnesota. When I first became a flight attendant the senior flight attendants felt the same. I was surprised. What about New York? L.A.? Now that I'm the senior flight attendant I get it.
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January 22, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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We definitely all need to block this newly verified account on here!
Tell your friends. Be safe you guys❤️
We definitely all need to block this newly verified account on here!
Tell your friends. Be safe you guys❤️
January 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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We definitely all need to block this newly verified account on here!
Tell your friends. Be safe you guys❤️
We definitely all need to block this newly verified account on here!
Tell your friends. Be safe you guys❤️
Forgot the video for Mike & The Mechanics "Taken In" centered around a story where the band double books a mountain rental house with a family. Richard Belzer plays the family's father. And right in the middle of the song Mike Rutherford & Richard Belzer have a chat about it WITH dialogue. Wow. Lol.
January 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Forgot the video for Mike & The Mechanics "Taken In" centered around a story where the band double books a mountain rental house with a family. Richard Belzer plays the family's father. And right in the middle of the song Mike Rutherford & Richard Belzer have a chat about it WITH dialogue. Wow. Lol.
Always. My kitchen staple of comedy duo happiness.
January 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Always. My kitchen staple of comedy duo happiness.
It'll be great when Tony Dokoupil from his whiskey desk covers Kristi Noem speaking from her camouflage podium. Or Trump in his faux gold Oval Office.
Melania needs a Swarovski crystal swan shaped podium, since she's the hooker who buys Swarovski at The Venetian to prove she has class of people.
Melania needs a Swarovski crystal swan shaped podium, since she's the hooker who buys Swarovski at The Venetian to prove she has class of people.
January 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
It'll be great when Tony Dokoupil from his whiskey desk covers Kristi Noem speaking from her camouflage podium. Or Trump in his faux gold Oval Office.
Melania needs a Swarovski crystal swan shaped podium, since she's the hooker who buys Swarovski at The Venetian to prove she has class of people.
Melania needs a Swarovski crystal swan shaped podium, since she's the hooker who buys Swarovski at The Venetian to prove she has class of people.
Oh man. From all us Colorado Rockies residents and genius musician enthusiasts, RIP to the great Bob Weir.
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Oh man. From all us Colorado Rockies residents and genius musician enthusiasts, RIP to the great Bob Weir.
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January 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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I keep seeing these trays going through TSA. I want to believe it, but I don't believe it.
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I keep seeing these trays going through TSA. I want to believe it, but I don't believe it.
Which INCLUDES the opinion of our Colorado Supreme Court, that is still comprised of the people who made this decision:
"A majority of the court holds that President Trump is disqualified from holding the office of President under Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment of the Constitution."
"A majority of the court holds that President Trump is disqualified from holding the office of President under Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment of the Constitution."
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Which INCLUDES the opinion of our Colorado Supreme Court, that is still comprised of the people who made this decision:
"A majority of the court holds that President Trump is disqualified from holding the office of President under Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment of the Constitution."
"A majority of the court holds that President Trump is disqualified from holding the office of President under Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment of the Constitution."
If you're feeling awful today Tubi has a great free online stand up comedy section right now.
Jim Gaffigan, Tom Papa, Lewis Black, classic Louie Anderson, and more. January 6th was horrific, but you didn't do it, so you don't have to wallow in misery for an entire day every year of your short life.
Jim Gaffigan, Tom Papa, Lewis Black, classic Louie Anderson, and more. January 6th was horrific, but you didn't do it, so you don't have to wallow in misery for an entire day every year of your short life.
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
If you're feeling awful today Tubi has a great free online stand up comedy section right now.
Jim Gaffigan, Tom Papa, Lewis Black, classic Louie Anderson, and more. January 6th was horrific, but you didn't do it, so you don't have to wallow in misery for an entire day every year of your short life.
Jim Gaffigan, Tom Papa, Lewis Black, classic Louie Anderson, and more. January 6th was horrific, but you didn't do it, so you don't have to wallow in misery for an entire day every year of your short life.
Not to be all flight attendanty, but
just a reminder the distance between Puerto Rico & Venezuela is 745 miles.
For perspective, Puerto Rico is 1100 miles from Florida.
California is 815 miles from Utah.
This is happening in our backyard. It's already affecting air travel.
It's dangerous to YOU.
just a reminder the distance between Puerto Rico & Venezuela is 745 miles.
For perspective, Puerto Rico is 1100 miles from Florida.
California is 815 miles from Utah.
This is happening in our backyard. It's already affecting air travel.
It's dangerous to YOU.
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Not to be all flight attendanty, but
just a reminder the distance between Puerto Rico & Venezuela is 745 miles.
For perspective, Puerto Rico is 1100 miles from Florida.
California is 815 miles from Utah.
This is happening in our backyard. It's already affecting air travel.
It's dangerous to YOU.
just a reminder the distance between Puerto Rico & Venezuela is 745 miles.
For perspective, Puerto Rico is 1100 miles from Florida.
California is 815 miles from Utah.
This is happening in our backyard. It's already affecting air travel.
It's dangerous to YOU.
*sigh* Already getting emails from my airline & flight attendant union about how all of this is disrupting airports, flights and crews. Which I'm sure somehow the media & Trump administration will blame us for.
"Why aren't airlines prepared for spontaneous, illegal coups in foreign countries?"
"Why aren't airlines prepared for spontaneous, illegal coups in foreign countries?"
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
*sigh* Already getting emails from my airline & flight attendant union about how all of this is disrupting airports, flights and crews. Which I'm sure somehow the media & Trump administration will blame us for.
"Why aren't airlines prepared for spontaneous, illegal coups in foreign countries?"
"Why aren't airlines prepared for spontaneous, illegal coups in foreign countries?"
How it started how it's going.
January 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
How it started how it's going.
Finally home in the Colorado Rockies after a 5 day trip.
Here are the 2 sounds flight attendants love on their last leg home.
1)The double ding indicating sterile cockpit (10 more minutes until landing.)
2) The landing gear going down.
I spend so much of my life staring out this little window.
Here are the 2 sounds flight attendants love on their last leg home.
1)The double ding indicating sterile cockpit (10 more minutes until landing.)
2) The landing gear going down.
I spend so much of my life staring out this little window.
January 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Finally home in the Colorado Rockies after a 5 day trip.
Here are the 2 sounds flight attendants love on their last leg home.
1)The double ding indicating sterile cockpit (10 more minutes until landing.)
2) The landing gear going down.
I spend so much of my life staring out this little window.
Here are the 2 sounds flight attendants love on their last leg home.
1)The double ding indicating sterile cockpit (10 more minutes until landing.)
2) The landing gear going down.
I spend so much of my life staring out this little window.
FYI (keep scrolling snobs): Cupcake Butterkissed Chardonnay ain't bad. It's a perfectly good dinner at home or watching TV after work wine.
And right now post-holidays it's on sale for 2 bottles for 6 bucks?! It's cheaper than Sprite.
You could at least use it to mix up a pitcher of white sangria.
And right now post-holidays it's on sale for 2 bottles for 6 bucks?! It's cheaper than Sprite.
You could at least use it to mix up a pitcher of white sangria.
January 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
FYI (keep scrolling snobs): Cupcake Butterkissed Chardonnay ain't bad. It's a perfectly good dinner at home or watching TV after work wine.
And right now post-holidays it's on sale for 2 bottles for 6 bucks?! It's cheaper than Sprite.
You could at least use it to mix up a pitcher of white sangria.
And right now post-holidays it's on sale for 2 bottles for 6 bucks?! It's cheaper than Sprite.
You could at least use it to mix up a pitcher of white sangria.
Primary new year's resolution is to find out if anyone ever eats the bananas with sweet 'n sour sauce that are at the weird, miscellaneous part of any cheap Chinese all you can eat buffet. And if anyone does, who are they? I want to see them.
January 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Primary new year's resolution is to find out if anyone ever eats the bananas with sweet 'n sour sauce that are at the weird, miscellaneous part of any cheap Chinese all you can eat buffet. And if anyone does, who are they? I want to see them.
I've wandered into this sushi place where this is the wallpaper that makes me feel like I'm home in Colorado. Might have a quick sake here.
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I've wandered into this sushi place where this is the wallpaper that makes me feel like I'm home in Colorado. Might have a quick sake here.
Happy weird week between Christmas and New Year's Day to David Lynch and Kyle Maclachlan ONLY.
I will never stop posting this every year I don't care. @kylemaclachlan.bsky.social I love you guys always❤️
I will never stop posting this every year I don't care. @kylemaclachlan.bsky.social I love you guys always❤️
December 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Happy weird week between Christmas and New Year's Day to David Lynch and Kyle Maclachlan ONLY.
I will never stop posting this every year I don't care. @kylemaclachlan.bsky.social I love you guys always❤️
I will never stop posting this every year I don't care. @kylemaclachlan.bsky.social I love you guys always❤️
Me at happy hour as Julie Andrews from Victor Victoria next to that lady as I eat my tiny, pathetic half price appetizer and glass of water.
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Me at happy hour as Julie Andrews from Victor Victoria next to that lady as I eat my tiny, pathetic half price appetizer and glass of water.
How do you know you sat next to a rich at Pappadeaux happy hour? They bought a full price $35 salad (before tax and tip,) ate half of it, and left without even taking the rest home in a box.
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
How do you know you sat next to a rich at Pappadeaux happy hour? They bought a full price $35 salad (before tax and tip,) ate half of it, and left without even taking the rest home in a box.