jesse
@jesseltaylor.bsky.social
what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
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jesse
@jesseltaylor.bsky.social
· Oct 10
can I pin my post to someone else's profile
Literally one of the most unethical journalists in American history, granted the second chance to end all second chances because the functional illiterates who call her a peer are jealous she took down a president
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Literally one of the most unethical journalists in American history, granted the second chance to end all second chances because the functional illiterates who call her a peer are jealous she took down a president
learn her name, as she will one day be a cabinet secretary for no apparent reason
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
learn her name, as she will one day be a cabinet secretary for no apparent reason
Crank 3: Critical Mass
What’s a film you’ve never seen because it doesn’t exist? I’ll start: “The Unwound Watch” (1991).
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Crank 3: Critical Mass
i know this is controversial, but i believe the president should be in jail
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i know this is controversial, but i believe the president should be in jail
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Oz
Plans are already underway for the future of the Wicked franchise, following the smash-hit debut of Wicked: For Good. https://bit.ly/4rrUWpg
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Oz
i would respond, but i need to get back to work to pay my electric bill that's up 75% because of the two data centers near me
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i would respond, but i need to get back to work to pay my electric bill that's up 75% because of the two data centers near me
this Thanksgiving, more than ever, is the perfect time to wish all your haters to be waiters at the table of success
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
this Thanksgiving, more than ever, is the perfect time to wish all your haters to be waiters at the table of success
he's just doing a hack standup bit about air travel!
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
he's just doing a hack standup bit about air travel!
*chuckling*
why don't you play socialist cards, where everyone gets a hand from a central authority according to rules
why don't you play socialist cards, where everyone gets a hand from a central authority according to rules
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
*chuckling*
why don't you play socialist cards, where everyone gets a hand from a central authority according to rules
why don't you play socialist cards, where everyone gets a hand from a central authority according to rules
michael just took over first place in the 5-4 host rankings
key lime pie crushes cheese cake. not even close
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
michael just took over first place in the 5-4 host rankings
this is the saddest thing i've ever read
Donald Trump takes jabs at political opponents — including Gov. JB Pritzker — at annual turkey pardoning
President Donald Trump plans to bestow ceremonial pardons on two turkeys and fly to his private Florida resort on Tuesday to celebrate Thanksgiving, a holiday interlude during what has been a turbu…
www.chicagotribune.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
this is the saddest thing i've ever read
A pro-union Monsters Inc. sequel
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A pro-union Monsters Inc. sequel
this sandwich was a core memory
Wendy's Chicken Cordon Bleu (1991, 1992, 1995): A crispy chicken filet topped with ham, swiss cheese, mayo, and Grey Poupon dijon mustard, served on a toasted kaiser roll. Due to consumer demand, it was brought back the next year for a limited run, and then again in 1995.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
this sandwich was a core memory
These are all scam lender calls from the last five weeks
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
These are all scam lender calls from the last five weeks
dana loesch was first hired as a talking head by CNN in 2011 - her big idea is recycling pundits from 15 years ago
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
dana loesch was first hired as a talking head by CNN in 2011 - her big idea is recycling pundits from 15 years ago
the Rush Hour leads are a combined 125 years old, and the younger one has been in three movies since Rush Hour 3 came out in 2007
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
the Rush Hour leads are a combined 125 years old, and the younger one has been in three movies since Rush Hour 3 came out in 2007
you know what will fix my jittery unease? another cup of coffee
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
you know what will fix my jittery unease? another cup of coffee
this is true diversity in white men's hairlines
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
this is true diversity in white men's hairlines
The President is currently presiding over the turkey pardon; the turkeys will be indicted for possession of CSAM by friday
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The President is currently presiding over the turkey pardon; the turkeys will be indicted for possession of CSAM by friday
Listen, this may be unfair, but Mike Johnson looks like every bad guy from SVU rolled into one
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Listen, this may be unfair, but Mike Johnson looks like every bad guy from SVU rolled into one
Tom Hanks branded ready to heat dinners called Mealadelphia
Tom Hanks branded pastries called Lieutenant Danishes
Tom Hanks branded gyoza called David S. Dumplins
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Tom Hanks branded ready to heat dinners called Mealadelphia
I'm very glad CNN did a feature interview with this woman, who is currently stating that she's gotten exclusive leaks from deep in the French government about their attempts to assassinate her for some reason
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm very glad CNN did a feature interview with this woman, who is currently stating that she's gotten exclusive leaks from deep in the French government about their attempts to assassinate her for some reason
Wet Bandits-ass law enforcement agencies
The depositions from the batshit CBP and ICE officials in Chicago have been unsealed. Here's how Russ Hott denied actually knowing anything about one of the weirder claims they made: that a protestor had ripped someone's beard off.
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Wet Bandits-ass law enforcement agencies
So, let's first discuss how this is not the purpose of science
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
So, let's first discuss how this is not the purpose of science
one thing about aging is that you get more and more inexplicably long hairs - like, you all of a sudden just have one eyebrow hair that's two inches long
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
one thing about aging is that you get more and more inexplicably long hairs - like, you all of a sudden just have one eyebrow hair that's two inches long