spooky mental haunted house
@jesseltaylor.bsky.social
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what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
can I pin my post to someone else's profile
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
have you noticed the differences between the guy i made up and an actual person? checkmate, libs
nkalamb.bsky.social
A useful illustration of the limits of liberal identity politics.
It's astounding to see self-described progressives lose their minds over the successes of a Jewish female entrepreneur and intellect in @bariweiss, and a wildly successful Black man in @VanJones68. I guess equity, diversity, and inclusion don't mean as much as they've told us.
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
I'm sorry, was there a gas leak on this season of Love is Blind
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
There are days where I want to now what a lifelong smoker tasted when they ate, just shoveling mayonnaise and ham donuts to feel something
jakevig.bsky.social
"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"
Old 1970s dish of food for ham and bananas hollandaise
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jackjenkins.me
Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
per my last email, we are having a pizza party
merriam-webster.com
This isn’t a hard-and-fast rule, but if a sentence starts with ‘per’ it’s usually a bummer.
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
Will Sasso setting up the funniest bit of his life
edsbs.bsky.social
I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
Daaaaaaaa bearssss
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
That's why I'm on Mastodon, where everyone is their own CEO and also weird and bad
joparkerbear.bsky.social
Great question u/eggpennies: why CAN’T we have one single social media platform with a CEO who isn’t weird and bad
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Bsky now suspending accounts without warning for critiquing CEO
Trust & Safety/Bad Actors
Latest victim is Link -@spacelawshitpost.me
Suspension happened after pointing out that Jay had just followed a well known transphobe.
For those saying 'just build your own' you should note that this action has also suspended Link's account on blacksky
Can we have a CEO meltdown flair?
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why can't we have one single social media site with a CEO who isn't weird and bad
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
Ironic that this game features two natural enemies: mariners and tigers
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
just opening my handy constitution to confirm that the president can levy taxes and appropriate funds on his own, and...weird, i'm not finding it
peark.es
Well that's not how appropriations work at all

*WHITE HOUSE TO TRANSFER TARIFF REVENUE TO FUND WIC: LEAVITT
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
trans protections are low-risk, high-reward propositions for democrats that seem risky because they all have an information diet of the most rancid cable news pundits you can imagine
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
ken paxton in a pair of glasses with a nose and a mustache asking everyone at UT if they know where any good antifa riots are happening tonight
robertdownen.bsky.social
Citing the “martyrdom” of Charlie Kirk, Texas AG Ken Paxton says his office is pursuing sweeping undercover investigations into “leftist” groups. “To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."
"Leftist political terrorism is a clear and present danger. Corrupted ideologies like transgenderism and Antifa are a cancer on our culture and have unleashed their deranged and drugged-up foot soldiers on the American people," said Attorney General Paxton. "The martyrdom of Charlie Kirk marks a turning point in America.
There can be no compromise with those who want us dead. To that end, I have directed my office to continue its efforts to identify, investigate, and infiltrate these leftist terror cells. To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."
The radical Left has incubated an environment where political violence is not only justified but celebrated and praised. In July, nearly two dozen armed leftists connected to various Texas-based Antifa-like groups ambushed an Immigration and Customs Enforcement ("ICE") facility in Alvarado, Texas. On September 10, 2025, a leftist assassin connected to the radical transgender movement murdered Charlie Kirk because of Kirk's bold support for truth, love of country, and unshakable faith. Two weeks later, another deranged leftist opened fire at an ICE facility in Dallas.
President Donald Trump has officially designated Antifa as a domestic terrorist organization and instructed his administration to "utilize all applicable authorities to investigate, disrupt, and dismantle any and all illegal operations — especially those involving terrorist actions — conducted by Antifa." Building on President Trump's bold actions, Attorney General Paxton has instructed his office to initiate sweeping investigations into radical leftist organizations engaged in or providing support to those performing political violence.
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
someone mixed up the change with the top-level number
fintwitter.bsky.social
US Consumer Credit in August Was Only 363 Million Dollars, Significantly Lower Than Expectations of 14 Billion Dollars, and Much Less Than the Previous Months Which Were 16 Billion, 18 Billion Revisions
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
Bari Weiss *desperately* tried to get canceled in 2020 and ended up having to quit because nobody cared enough
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
a bad Jared Leto movie, you say...interesting
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
His display name is literally "NOT TRUMP'S ATTORNEY"