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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · Mar 14

Reading the news in 2025 like

Irving B. (John Turtorro): “let’s burn this place to the ground”

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 14h

4 out of 5 dentists agree

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 16h

That's why I'm on Mastodon, where everyone is their own CEO and also weird and bad

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19h

Great question u/eggpennies: why CAN’T we have one single social media platform with a CEO who isn’t weird and bad

r/BlueskySocial
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Bsky now suspending accounts without warning for critiquing CEO
Trust & Safety/Bad Actors
Latest victim is Link -@spacelawshitpost.me
Suspension happened after pointing out that Jay had just followed a well known transphobe.
For those saying 'just build your own' you should note that this action has also suspended Link's account on blacksky
Can we have a CEO meltdown flair?
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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 16h

We’re mutuals on my public account but not my private one — same @ on both, different instances. I’m following you from both

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 17h

Calling my phone company to complain that my predictive text needs to wash its mouth out with soap

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 17h

SEE YA BITCHES

CNN @cnn.com · 18h

Up to 10,000 tourists a day visit Tabarca in high season, but once the day-trippers leave, there are more cats here than people: https://cnn.it/46Rch1e

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 16h

“Undercover” 🥴

Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 16h

I'm really and truly so thankful that as dangerous as these people are, they're also next-level dumbass dipshits.

Like imagine if J. Edgar Hoover had gone on Cronkite to announce that they were launching COINTELPRO

Attorney General Ken Paxton
@KenPaxtonTX

BREAKING: I'm launching undercover operations to infiltrate and uproot leftist terror cells in Texas.

Leftist political terrorism is a clear and present danger. There can be no compromise with those who want us dead.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 16h

I want to release a rap single called, “(Errybody in the Club Say) Drat!”

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 16h

Moisturizing daily with top quality skin lotion, not for me, but for the artisan who’ll one day make me into a table lamp.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 16h

I like mastodon, but yep. It’s a different animal.

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 16h

Fucking stalkers

Police Said They Surveilled Woman Who Had an Abortion for Her 'Safety.' Court Records Show They Considered Charging Her With a Crime

Court records show that the narrative Flock and a Texas Sheriff's Office has told the public isn't the whole story, and that police were conducting a 'death investigation' into the abortion.

www.404media.co

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 18h

To the accounts on here who now reply "release the epstein files" to more or less anything -- I swear I don't have them

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 17h

Good tip, thank you

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 17h

I’ve been on two instances for years. It’s not a cakewalk. Mastodon is nothing at all like Bluesky or other centralized options. If you’re happy migrating instances regularly and being a day to a week behind important news, it’s great.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 17h

Suck my dick, Greg

Texas National Guard arrives in the Chicago area

Texas National Guard members have arrived in Illinois. City and state officials say Donald Trump is using them as “political props” in Chicago.

www.chicagotribune.com

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 17h

I screamed in my car today until I lost my voice — which is good because I have nothing to say right now that won’t get me in trouble. I learned something, too: my full-throated scream sounds exactly like Reese Witherspoon’s. Now I’m a bit calmer. May have punched the steering wheel a few times too

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h

Evergreen

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · Apr 17

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h

It's not doomerist to say this is 100% where I'm at too. Things can drastically change between now and then (possibly for the better, but most likely the other way) but considering we had contested slates and J6 when Trump wasn't as unleashed as he is now, I can't see it any other way.

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20h

Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal cuts

Thirty paintings by Bob Ross are set to be auctioned to support public television stations

abcnews.go.com

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 17h

Thaaaaank you! I asked her and I’ll get back to you about $$

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 20h

gothamist.com/arts-enterta...

A few yards away from Schiffman, Finn Cervino of Queens was defacing a poster with a Sharpie. He included a web address for a website predicting the future of AI and wrote “This is not science fiction. This is reality.”

“We’re living in a world where you got friends that are computers — that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” Cervino said. “They’re destroying the world for the dumbest invention I’ve ever seen in my life.”

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19h

*powdered sugar poofing from my mouth* i don’t know who ate your donuts

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 18h

Sneaky sneaky

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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 19h

Ahoy fellow nerds — an aunty is seeking gamer laptop advice and Reddit is being Reddit — anyone have any sensible advice?

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 20h

ATTN gamers: I need help. Tried asking Reddit and was basically told I’m too clueless to ask for help — super helpful!

My sister wants to get my 11-year-old a gaming laptop for his birthday. It’s a crazy expensive investment, so I’m looking for suggestions.

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