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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 10m

Hi I’m ready to fall down a hill

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t walk anywhere lol

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 8h

I will take this if I have to

Local weather for the week. Highs of 70s

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 8h

They just don’t say it to your face lol

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 8h

I ain’t mad at this I guess

William Hazen @williamhazen.bsky.social · 1d

This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 8h

It’s absolutely hilarious that no one even mentioned going to Threads if Bluesky falls

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12h

Hmm yeah same lol

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12h

Goodnight comes from good knight back when knights were airbud like dogs that served the king

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 13h

My cats right before they do something very dumb

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 15h

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19h

Self-Portrait in a Mocking Pose, by Joseph Decreux, 1793

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 13h

I gotta know how many shirts he had on

And also does he have a fetish

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20h

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

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The Rocky Horror Picture Shōgun @mgobl.eu · 19h

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 13h

I’m a thoroughbred. I won the Kentucky Derby

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 13h

Kinda need “women, man, what a breed” on a T shirt

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 21h

“If I can get seconds, thirds and fourths on that raw milk now? Ooh boy!”

Bryce Harper on the birth of his fourth child, a boy, last week: "I've got an incredible wife, man. She pushed that thing out in three pushes and 30 seconds. She's an absolute monster doing it. Women, man, what a breed.
I'm serious, it's an incredible thing."

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 13h

How dare he be at a baseball game. An AMERICAN PASS TIME

CB ⚾️ @badgerbaseball.bsky.social · 18h

Bad Bunny got a foul ball at the Blue Jays-Yankees game tonight

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 13h

Hehe nice

MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 18h

The @Yankees score EIGHT unanswered runs to force a Game 4! #ALDS

2025 ALDS presented by Booking.com
Final: Blue Jays 6, Yankees 9
TOR leads series 2-1
Pictured: Aaron Judge flips his bat after hitting a game-tying home run. He is wearing a home pinstriped Yankees uniform.

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 13h

This video feels like I’m being held down against my will while this weird man talks at me

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 19h

What will the new Adam O'Neal–hosted WaPo opinions podcast sound like for the next few decades? Maybe a little something like this x.com/WashPostComm...

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 13h

I am real into this fella

Tennis Updates @tennisupdates.bsky.social · 15h

Arthur Rinderknech downs Jiri Lehecka 6-3, 7-6 in Shanghai and moves into the Quarterfinals of a Masters 1000 for the first time.

He has taken out Zverev and Lehecka back to back now.

📸 Andy Wong/AP Photo