In case you think this is just a college booster issue, remember that the NHL once approved the sale of a team to the guys who made the “Saw” movies — literally that was their only qualification.

When everybody thinks your kayfabe is lame

It’s fun to dunk on Trump for saying dumb stuff like this, but think about how Jan. 6 could have played out if federalized troops had been pre-deployed to six or eight blue states’ biggest cities — then ask yourself how much he cares what excuse he’s giving for having that ready for 2026 and 2028.

Just the fakest faker who ever faked.

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

Reminds me of This Is Reality’s “clean coal” ad from back in the day: youtu.be/PdHuB7Ovl2o

This is literally the exact opposite of how a free subscription works. If you took a free subscription, every gift link you posted would take money out of Bezos’ pocket.

But hey — the more they spend on ads, the less they’ll have to actually hire these jagoffs.

Imagine being that mad and also that oblivious. “I’m deeply invested in the Bill Belichick era at UNC, so I’ll lash out publicly at someone for saying they warned all along it could be a disaster — but I’m not invested enough to know this is also what LITERALLY EVERYONE was saying all along.”

Aw, man, that sucks. I’m so sorry.

Counterpoint: When the NCAA has had the literal, actual FBI doing the investigating for them, they still sh*t the bed.

Sir I’ll have you know I’ve been pointing and laughing the entire time, much like your mother

who should the NFL choose for its halftime show: Bad Bunny, who sold out basically every major arena in the country last year, or Lee Greenwood, whose current tour features the following dates

What would you call an avowed Christian nationalist who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about Christian values? Keep in mind, you can’t call him a Nazi, tho’ — that would be hurtful and you’d be a bad person.

All I can figure is he’s talking about either medical indigence or lifelong unsettled debt.

Call me a cynic but I never thought they’d have to work so hard to find enough people willing to do this job.

Jesus, 33AD: This is my body, which is broken for you; do this in remembrance of me.

Jesus, 2025AD: Get That Bread

This is fantastic — amazing work!

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Without downloading anything, where are you at mentally right now?

Rob Zombie’s Richard Scarry’s Busytown