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Damnit Janet

@damnitjanet.bsky.social

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In my napping era Scottish and Queer | she/her My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · Aug 30

Seriously man I just- I- I fucking KNEW you didn't have my nose

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 12h

Got kicked outta the post office again for trying to use Moon Stamps as legal postage.

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 12h

Hot Cursed Tarot Decks In Your Area Want To Stalk You!

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 25d

Nobody fears my comically large magnet, but they should. They really should.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 55m

"I'M ON THE BUS!!"

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 10h

Who gets up at 2:30 to make coffee and eat leftover chicken?

(back-up singers, softly, but with confidence)

PAM!

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 8h

Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 9h

The top five worst ways to be found:

5. Out
4. Guilty
3. Wanting
2. Dead
1. By your email

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 8h

I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 1h

Just saw a tiny wee kid with a great big phone and i thought i was back in the 80s

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 6h

Thank you for signing up for Wild & Wacky Wednesday Camel Facts!
This week’s Wild & Wacky Wednesday Camel Fact is:
Camels have thick lips which let them forage for thorny plants other animals can’t eat.
Join us next week for another Wild & Wacky Wednesday Camel Fact!

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 5h

It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 5h

thinking about all those times in H.S. when I made up funny stories to yearbook staff kids so they’d put ‘em in the yearbook and they did

Iᴛ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏғ ʟɪᴇs ɴᴏᴡ

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 1h

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 5h

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 4h

Moshing to the aol dial-up sound

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 4h

Jane Austen superhero manuscript discovered, looking forward to spidey sense and sensibility.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 3h

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 3h

this fresh hell tastes store bought

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3h

Just ate a piece of fruit as though staying alive is worth while.

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Kimster Boo @aquavulva.bsky.social · 2h

The moon was showing off this morning, tempting me to take pictures. I liked the whole-ass sky in this one and the moon looks tiny but oh well.

The highway stretches before me as I cross the bridge into town. The light blue sky is dotted with clouds in varying shades of gray and the moon sits brightly, just off-center to the right. The windshield is streaked with morning dew. I’m behind a car and a car can be seen in the incoming lane. Power lines on the right.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 2h

why would you put yourself in that position, is a question i ask myself every time i have sex . folks,,

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2h

i wonder if in australia bsky is circling the drain counterclockwise

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 17h

Rider down, I repeat rider down

Photo of a broom that lies riderless in the road

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16h

“I look ridiculous.”
“I think you look adorable.”
“I won’t be made a fool, Steve.”
“Just one more picture.”
“Fine, but after this...”
“I know, I know. Nevermore.”

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16h

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

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