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Granite Man

@granitedhuine.bsky.social

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Here we go again. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaafdzld5ldha

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · Sep 21

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 9h

The top five worst ways to be found:

5. Out
4. Guilty
3. Wanting
2. Dead
1. By your email

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16h

“I look ridiculous.”
“I think you look adorable.”
“I won’t be made a fool, Steve.”
“Just one more picture.”
“Fine, but after this...”
“I know, I know. Nevermore.”

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15h

a double entendre? in this economy??

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 14h

Not to get political but someone left a dildo in my building's driveway today. And when I got back from my errands it was gone

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 14h

why are there threesomes only for sex, why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14h

whenever in doubt, always hip thrust

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

Nervous reply guys on Bluesky are keyboard worriers.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

I like to tell people I’m a comedian so they’ll know my posts aren’t funny

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 1d

If you're performing standup for ghosts and the audience starts shouting, "Boo! Boooo!" don't panic. You're killing.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

I'm right where I'm supposed to be
(not knowing the rest of the Reba theme song)

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 1d

Some of you have never had pigs blood dropped on you from overhead and it shows.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

really banking on this supermoon to solve all of life’s current problems

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 1d

"Better the devil you know than the devil you don't," is the secret to a long marriage.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

There's no way we can "it is what it is" out of this shitshow lads.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d

To keep this place going I may be forced to repost my skeets since others are going elsewhere. <threatening>

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1d

three skeets in a row without a banger is a poster's strikeout

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 2d

I hate when I text someone and instead of responding, they immediately call me. No, this is absolutely not the type of interaction I was trying to initiate. I am neither prepared, nor willing, to commit to this.