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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺

@patnspankme.bsky.social

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member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 1d

oh ffs...trees

~ me, walking into a forest

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · May 20

Y’all think blue cross will cover a trip to the sleep disorder clinic so I can have a lil nap

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · May 17

Ooooh my legs are sooo silky smooth definitely gonna have a few drinks later and put out for myself

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15h

I am canceling tonight's antifa pot luck due to the tumor I got from taking the measles vaccine. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 3h

Just running around mitigating shit

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 9h

Everyone can have a little crash out as a treat

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✨💕PrincessNelly💕✨ @princessofbluesky.bsky.social · 8h

Lol I send my bf like 10000 tik toks a day and this man replies to every single one of them 💀🥰

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 9h

all up in your Traeger

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 8h

*lips on mic*

BYE BYE YANKEES

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Kel from the Crypt 🪦 @nofollowthrough.bsky.social · 21h

Healing is just realizing that some of my coping mechanisms were actually self-sabotage in disguise.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 8h

Still waiting for the ghost of Patrick Swayze to hold me from behind so I can get this remote deposit capture.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 8h

there are other ways to live for instance I live the life of a mini baby rhino

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 9h

the sexual tension between my spaghetti and meatballs tho

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 8h

pronouncing Mastodon like fudge

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10h

all those sunflower seeds i ate growing up and i’m still not a ray of sunshine? wild

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Kel from the Crypt 🪦 @nofollowthrough.bsky.social · 21h

life is just a long improv scene where no one knows the script and the audience left years ago

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 9h

Tubi: *autoplays The Fog remake"

Me: Tubi, that is one of the last movies I ever want to see again

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 8h

Also they are not boycotting because of Bad Bunny. Lol.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

“Girl, he is not worth the bangs on your face”

- me, as a therapist

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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 8h

brutal

love it

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 8h

Wheels starting to come off now, see you tomorrow

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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 8h

i gotta order beer and snacks

$natoudelatour

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 9h

Never post in the middle of the night, or any other time.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3d

Keep looking in my drafts like something will appear, a single moth flew out just now

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TheeAfroLesbian🌈 @zisshit.com · 2d

All swifties are fuckin insane

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