Fulkery
@fulkery.bsky.social
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fulkery.bsky.social
I want action music when I overeat just like Son Goku
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”
fulkery.bsky.social
Vock the rote or however it is that goes.
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dly.bsky.social
It’s time to Bawitdaboogie down to the polls
fulkery.bsky.social
Dippin’ Kings Hawaiian bread in ramen broth like the absolute thug that I am
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verucas-alt.bsky.social
Making love on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy may be wrong, but it feels so right
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ironlilacc.bsky.social
Thucking you off with plastic fangs on
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ironlilacc.bsky.social
Putting the other end of the string and tin can into the void to collect data
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
Good advice from my pencil cup
Tomorrow isn't promised be a ho today
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gypsican.bsky.social
You heard it here first folks, we’re not gonna get to retire. Be lazy now.
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ironlilacc.bsky.social
My last two brain cells filed a restraining order against each other
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
If I was a urologist I'd tell my patients "urine trouble!" and then they would punch me
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1nspectratchet.bsky.social
I want to see a senator in crocs. just one. for the people
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ironlilacc.bsky.social
Laying in a patch of moss with my mouth open like a venus fly trap waiting for something good
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bobjanke.bsky.social
I just bought Bluesky with a $10 Harbor Freight Money coupon and three stretched out paper clips