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inept.expert
/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/
@inept.expert
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he/they mid edition computer booper. I like and create daft memes, tech, art and tinkering/dev stuff. >>> Views expressed are often dumb, and all my own.
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · Oct 12
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 7h
Pokémon go riot
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 1d
Nice
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 3d
Dang, played my first Oblivion playthrough on one of theses. Started using my left hand thumb quite a bit, so that’s my default now when I come across these in the wild.
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 3d
And repurposed buttholes
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 4d
takeyausa.com/products/40o...
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A picture of a 40 oz drink tumbler. The stainless steel, insulated kind with a straw lid, big handle on the side and thinner base to fit in cup holders.
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 7d
Peach is having another hard day at the desk. #cat 🐾
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 7d
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 8d
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 8d
Nice
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 8d
iOS Vista
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 8d
Ponderous and heavy
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 9d
Post something random or have an awful October
A photo of the side of a standard white electric bread toaster. In permanent marker someone has drawn a blushing face and a speech bubble saying: “L-Let’s take a bath Onii-chan”
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 12d
Release your Cyberstress!

youtu.be/DVprerMi5Dg?...
Cyberstress!
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 13d
That feeling of writing out a thick and delicious regex pattern, then have it pass your capture tests on first go.
Meme template of ‘Feels Good’ showing a person drawn in outline on white background running their open hands down the side of their face in a sign of joy/relief/pleasure
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 14d
I’m aiming for a completely different galaxy ideally one already beyond the event horizon from here.
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exocomics.com
Li Chen @exocomics.com · 14d
daily conversation
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 15d
Hey! My profile banner 🤣
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 15d
It’s got toes out there in the breeze too!?
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goat.sex
nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 16d
so much of the internet is some tirelessly maintained open source library that's the backbone of everything

nearly all streaming media sites and services are just big server clusters that run ffmpeg endlessly for encoding videos to stream

that's it
an exchange on twitter about some techbro sort asking for alternatives to ffmpeg, because it's old looking and its website is just a basic html page and not fancy web 2.0/3.0
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 16d
Fair, it is one of the easier places to do it.
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 16d
Only housing I will ever be able to afford smh
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 19d
Is it meant to be red like that?
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 20d
Content skeet
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 20d
Call it ‘delicious frog’ or ‘damn tasty froggo’? Nope… it’s gotta be “Mountain Chicken”
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/(?<Joh͎n>^username\z)/ @inept.expert · 21d
Misread at first