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1nspectratchet.bsky.social
Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 14h
might fuck around and feed dracula a sun chip
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 14h
Do you remember the Goombas from the super mario bros movie starring John leguizamo
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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15h
*senator whose entire personality is crocs*
A senator. Somehow.
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 15h
Lmao
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rocks fall everyone dies 🪨 akrul @cassiterite.bsky.social · 3d
mothman stole my Pepsi and called me a bitch
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · Sep 18
this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 15h
I want to see a senator in crocs. just one. for the people
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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 7d
While I want to ask a lot of questions about this wet nightmare, I’m overcome with mambo number sadness
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 7d
[Sad Trumpet noises]
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 7d
Yes friend it is true, lou bega visited me during a wet nightmare
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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 7d
THEY DID WHAT?!!?? 🤯🤯
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 7d
"Are you going to be ok during the government shutdown?" buddy I'm still recovering from when the library switched to digital catalogs in 1998
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 7d
if you see a pumpkin on my porch, don’t ask questions. just know it’s part of a larger scheme
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 12d
The learning journey begins ✨️
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Manic Pixie Dream Witch @oneinchframe.bsky.social · 13d
I firmly believe that we all jumped time dimensions on 1 January 2000, 12am.
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Reindeerius Whitechristmasplume @dariusw.bsky.social · 13d
*puts on trifocals*
Book titled countdown y2k business survival planning for the year 2000
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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13d
*sadly* The trumpet?
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 13d
Woah!!
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 13d
Punching my keyboard in solidarity
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 13d
Lou Bega where are you when America needs you most
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Keenan @keenan313.bsky.social · 13d
What a time to be alive... The we're all going to die was so communal back then. We should've stopped computers right then, right there
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 13d
Fondly remembering Y2K
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · Sep 4
Hey that's neat!
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · Sep 4
Mayhaps!
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · Sep 4
Should I buy a kayak or just accept fate
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