I think if we can pinpoint one moment when it was a clear sign that it was the beginning of the end for the U.S. Is when drug companies stopped telling us all the symptoms at warp speed. They used to try and sneak that by us. Now that just be like.. May cause projectile blood from eyes and anus.

Burnnnnnn 🔥

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..... Yes

I've listened to 🎶You Dropped A Bomb On Me🎵
Since 1982... And just now realized it's about the girl he lost his virginity to

Lol

@jordangerous.bsky.social your now since deleted picture you looked like you lure unsuspecting men to the woods and sacrifice them to a goddess you're not sure exist, but you do it just incase.

That may be the first time in history that, that set of words have ever been said... In that order
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You might be surprised to know it was the trees that are the scary part

Hard Yacht

I had a dream like this once

You're a natural

The older I get the more I hear myself saying 'I don't know who that is'

Now that's subtle 😂

Oh thank God you're still here, I thought you might get raptured.

Subtly downgrade a band

Thompson Boy

Subtly downgrade a band

Duran

I meannnnnn, I just meant she was tall but I'm not sure anything else you said doesn't also apply

I think I dated her in college

What a time to be alive... The we're all going to die was so communal back then. We should've stopped computers right then, right there

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Lol I said the other thing before seeing this... I was a pot committed