Keenan
@keenan313.bsky.social
Detroit
IT Tech Guy
Gambling Guy
Sports Guy
Scorpio (with no idea what my rising or moon sign is)
INTJ (sometimes INFJ)
IT Tech Guy
Gambling Guy
Sports Guy
Scorpio (with no idea what my rising or moon sign is)
INTJ (sometimes INFJ)
Pinned
Keenan
@keenan313.bsky.social
· Sep 22
When you and a friend from Twitter see each other on Bluesky but decide not to follow each other here
Is it my turn to wish you were lying here?
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Is it my turn to wish you were lying here?
It's going to get real when one of the ghost tell you to smack yo gotdamn daddy!
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's going to get real when one of the ghost tell you to smack yo gotdamn daddy!
Fox using Tom Brazy to promo football.. Instead of the actual football... Is wild
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fox using Tom Brazy to promo football.. Instead of the actual football... Is wild
@jordangerous.bsky.social
Add to your wish list
Add to your wish list
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
@jordangerous.bsky.social
Add to your wish list
Add to your wish list
The people that think Puff was involved with 2Pac death are the same people that think aliens built the Egyptian pyramids
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The people that think Puff was involved with 2Pac death are the same people that think aliens built the Egyptian pyramids
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He needs his emotional support titties.
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
He needs his emotional support titties.
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texting your favorite person at midnight >
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
texting your favorite person at midnight >
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
From the producers that brought you "No Nut November" brings you their newest creation... No Emails December
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
From the producers that brought you "No Nut November" brings you their newest creation... No Emails December
I haven't seen a QB get hit like that in years
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I haven't seen a QB get hit like that in years
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sorry for being annoying it’s just that i’m really annoying
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
sorry for being annoying it’s just that i’m really annoying
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Your secret is safe with me because I zoned out as soon as you opened your mouth
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Your secret is safe with me because I zoned out as soon as you opened your mouth
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These movies really need intermissions
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
These movies really need intermissions
Need a dating app:
Googledate
Googledate
The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Need a dating app:
Googledate
Googledate
If you like Colin From Accounts... And can find it... Utopia (Australian Comedy) 2014, is a good watch
Lesser Known TV Recommendations:
Giri/Haji
Chernobyl
Rogue Heroes
Patriot
Trying
Upright
Perpetual Grace, Ltd.
The Lazarus Project
For All Mankind
Secret City
The Bridge (DEN/SWE)
Colin From Accounts
Better Off Ted
Escape from Dannemora
Taboo
Blue Lights
Northern Lights
Black Snow
Silo
Kleo
Dark
Giri/Haji
Chernobyl
Rogue Heroes
Patriot
Trying
Upright
Perpetual Grace, Ltd.
The Lazarus Project
For All Mankind
Secret City
The Bridge (DEN/SWE)
Colin From Accounts
Better Off Ted
Escape from Dannemora
Taboo
Blue Lights
Northern Lights
Black Snow
Silo
Kleo
Dark
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If you like Colin From Accounts... And can find it... Utopia (Australian Comedy) 2014, is a good watch
I hate that we all know how chefs are addressed in kitchens now... We were a better nation when we didn't know
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I hate that we all know how chefs are addressed in kitchens now... We were a better nation when we didn't know
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
I'm at the ironic age of...
Heard Back in the Day by Ahmad and was barely enough into adulthood that I wished I was a kid again then. But now wishing I was the age I was when I first heard that song.
Heard Back in the Day by Ahmad and was barely enough into adulthood that I wished I was a kid again then. But now wishing I was the age I was when I first heard that song.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm at the ironic age of...
Heard Back in the Day by Ahmad and was barely enough into adulthood that I wished I was a kid again then. But now wishing I was the age I was when I first heard that song.
Heard Back in the Day by Ahmad and was barely enough into adulthood that I wished I was a kid again then. But now wishing I was the age I was when I first heard that song.
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How I be feeling 😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
How I be feeling 😭
Friends
Homosex
Money
These things aren't like, legally binding... are they?
Homosex
Money
These things aren't like, legally binding... are they?
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Friends
Homosex
Money
These things aren't like, legally binding... are they?
Homosex
Money
These things aren't like, legally binding... are they?
Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli
- Charlie Brown
- Charlie Brown
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli
- Charlie Brown
- Charlie Brown
Streamers aren't the problem we are.
When we all started leaving cable behind largely for Netflix, we knew we was leaving behind some shows. Then we got greedy and decided we still wanted to see all we wanted to see. And that led to multi-subscribing. Couldnt keep that energy. We dropped the ball
When we all started leaving cable behind largely for Netflix, we knew we was leaving behind some shows. Then we got greedy and decided we still wanted to see all we wanted to see. And that led to multi-subscribing. Couldnt keep that energy. We dropped the ball
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Streamers aren't the problem we are.
When we all started leaving cable behind largely for Netflix, we knew we was leaving behind some shows. Then we got greedy and decided we still wanted to see all we wanted to see. And that led to multi-subscribing. Couldnt keep that energy. We dropped the ball
When we all started leaving cable behind largely for Netflix, we knew we was leaving behind some shows. Then we got greedy and decided we still wanted to see all we wanted to see. And that led to multi-subscribing. Couldnt keep that energy. We dropped the ball
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