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@wakeupangry.bsky.social

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · Dec 31

My brother has a podcast that both mocks old horror movies and has creepy strange occurrences episodes. Do with that what you will. 👻 🫣 www.patreon.com/horror4h

Get more from horror4h on Patreon

creating horror podcast

www.patreon.com

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 10h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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🫴 @baberadbury.bsky.social · 10h

We're almost in our 50s and we're still begging our folks for an allowance so we can meet our friends at the movies

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Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 3h

The south will rise again.

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Public Futility @publicfutility.bsky.social · 4h

Tim Tam slam!

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

if you don’t love me at my hooba you don’t deserve me at my stank

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 1d

Lake Namakagon in the heart of the Chequamegon National Forest. Just call it God’s Country.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Pennywise @pennywise-mn.bsky.social · 1d

😂

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 1d

Me: Is there something I could do differently to improve my sleep?

Doctor: I recommend not looking at your phone for at least an hour before bed.

Me: So nothing then.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 2d

Mood ..bed. Blankets..over my head.

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 18h

Mastadon’t go there

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 5d

I flashed back to college during my colonoscopy because as I was regaining consciousness, I could feel someone pulling weird objects out of my ass.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

I hope that whatever dinosaur app you find, gives you the peace that you need

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 12h

What if all this time you were actually eating breaded fish dicks?

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 7d

Now, a message from Ravensmenace, LLC:

Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor! We're going to bottle feed precious orphan kittens. Then we'll demolish that decrepit bowling team from Sunset Hills Nursing Home. God bless.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 17h

Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:

Oops! Somehow, Sister Julie got mysteriously locked in her bedroom with the door nailed shut.... Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor! Let's play pin the tail on the self righteous, domineering ass. God bless.

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 1d

Alcohol kills approximately 140,000 people in this country every year. And peak season is coming

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 1d

If you have nothing nice to say get ya a bsky account

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 5h

PREACH!

Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 16h

bsky feature that tells drivers when on an on ramp to speed the fuck up cuz you’re about to get on a freeway

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 3d

More like sees the day and goes back to bed amiright

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 3d

I like to tell people I’m a comedian so they’ll know my posts aren’t funny

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Spork Lobotomy @spork-lobotomy.bsky.social · 5h

What trick do you use so that it's not you before and during? I'm trying to up my game

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I.M. Noone @ianmnoone.bsky.social · 5h

Mmmmm, Tim Tams

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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 1d

Damn, The Las Vegas Sun newspaper, @lasvegassun.bsky.social, is calling it like it is:

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Po Murray @pomurray.bsky.social · 12h

I will not shop at @publixofficial.bsky.social.

As a private business, Publix has the right to reject guns being openly carried in their stores but they decided it's a good idea.

www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/p...

Publix to allow open carry in Florida stores, prompting mixed reactions from shoppers

Under Florida law, businesses and private property owners can choose whether to allow or ban open carry on their premises.

www.cbsnews.com

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