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Jack
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old enough to no better

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My brother has a podcast that both mocks old horror movies and has creepy strange occurrences episodes. Do with that what you will. 👻 🫣 www.patreon.com/horror4h
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every Olympic event should include wolf dogs
February 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Trump's FBI boss Kash Patel defends Epstein's hidden Trump pictures! Michael Wolff describes pictures: "Trump's got a stain on his pants, and one of the naked girls laughingly point towards it!"
February 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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New via WSJ: French modeling scout Jean-Luc Brunel was secretly negotiating in 2016 with lawyers representing Epstein's victims, according to DOJ files.

Brunel's lawyer told them his client recruited girls for Epstein and had incriminating photographs.

Then Brunel went dark.
Exclusive | The Accomplice Who Was Going to Testify Against Jeffrey Epstein—Then Went Dark
Model scout Jean-Luc Brunel was negotiating to provide prosecutors with evidence against the sex offender in 2016 but ultimately backed out.
www.wsj.com
February 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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love means telepathy. do better.
February 19, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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Fat ass Tuesday is almost over, ass Wednesday is almost here.
February 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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We can’t sustain a society where wealthy people can get away with what the rest of us would be put to death for.
February 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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I guess fat Tuesday means post a bunch of videos of ppl cumming on each other’s faces? wtf is going on on this TL
February 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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my washing machine: “load sensing”
me: Same.
February 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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Can't. I'm way too up to back down
Can’t. I’m holding on loosely
Can’t. I’m just dust in the wind
February 18, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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Can't. I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster
Can't, I'm being welcomed to the jungle
Can’t. I’m holding on loosely
February 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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Can't. I'm a space-bound rocket ship and your heart's the Moon
can’t. I’m pumping up the jam
February 18, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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I consume a concerning amount of cheese because *gestures at everything*
I play D&D because *gestures at everything*
February 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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shoot me from a cannon like one of your circus girls
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Can’t, beating myself up mentally which feels worse than any physical wounds ever could.
February 19, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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An outer mind experience would be fantastic right about now.
February 19, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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I gave up gluten and my sanity for lent
February 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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At first I was afraid. I was petrified
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Being obsessive about having an obsessive personality disorder, yyeeaahhh fucking no.

If this was in numbers they’d all be even.
February 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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Pour two scoops of scrabble tiles in my brain and close the lid, that'll hold me for a few weeks
February 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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I’m mad that you didn’t give me a chance to fight for us
February 18, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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every “ocean eyes” song slaps
February 18, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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doctors, why haven't you thought of this
February 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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On this day in space, in 1930, Clyde Tombaugh discovered #Pluto at the Lowell Observatory in Arizona 🪐

It took 85 more years before we saw the #BiggestHeart in the solar system up close, thanks to #NewHorizons in 2015, which captured this image!

📸 NASA / JHUAPL / SwRI

🔭🧪
February 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Going to run for president on a platform of requiring RFK Jr. to remain fully clothed at all times.
February 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Hahaha OK that's pretty good.
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM