@turkeyteeth008.bsky.social
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She / her / that crazy cunt. 👩🏼
She / her / that crazy cunt. 👩🏼
Being a shell of yourself is better than being full of yourself.
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Being a shell of yourself is better than being full of yourself.
Broken people save broken people.
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Broken people save broken people.
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nah, I know who my people are, thanks
December 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
nah, I know who my people are, thanks
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Timeline cleanse. Morning floof!
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Timeline cleanse. Morning floof!
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Honestly, I forgot what I was going to ask.
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Honestly, I forgot what I was going to ask.
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The insanity of all this is increasing at an exponential rate, something has to break bubba
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The insanity of all this is increasing at an exponential rate, something has to break bubba
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What if we made out in the LEGO store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What if we made out in the LEGO store.
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refreshed from the weekend, grounded by my morning yoga, and ready for another week of beginning all conversations by saying, ‘hey, I’m high, but I’m here’
February 2, 2026 at 12:51 PM
refreshed from the weekend, grounded by my morning yoga, and ready for another week of beginning all conversations by saying, ‘hey, I’m high, but I’m here’
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i’m writing up my grimoires, it’s like a memoir but with shittier weather
February 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i’m writing up my grimoires, it’s like a memoir but with shittier weather
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I'm just over here watching these jackasses throw back peanuts 🤣
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I'm just over here watching these jackasses throw back peanuts 🤣
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I dunno what it is about Megan Thee Stallion’s cadence
every time she’s rapping in my car
I’ll be driving a little faster and more reckless than usual
every time she’s rapping in my car
I’ll be driving a little faster and more reckless than usual
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I dunno what it is about Megan Thee Stallion’s cadence
every time she’s rapping in my car
I’ll be driving a little faster and more reckless than usual
every time she’s rapping in my car
I’ll be driving a little faster and more reckless than usual
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I just wanna crawl into your skin, how is that weird?
February 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I just wanna crawl into your skin, how is that weird?
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out of service, the hamster inside my mind is repairing their wheel
February 3, 2026 at 11:17 AM
out of service, the hamster inside my mind is repairing their wheel
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I'm not sure why some people become so mean when they drink alcohol. When I get drunk all I want to do is get naked & eat tacos.
February 1, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I'm not sure why some people become so mean when they drink alcohol. When I get drunk all I want to do is get naked & eat tacos.
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Just looking . . . is acceptable at Macy's and JC Penny, but not the gym . . . I know this now.
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Just looking . . . is acceptable at Macy's and JC Penny, but not the gym . . . I know this now.
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People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
People who talk to their dogs are not judged as harshly as those that talk to themselves.
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A tidy house doesn’t equal a tidy mind, a decluttered house equals a decluttered mind, momentarily of course.
February 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
A tidy house doesn’t equal a tidy mind, a decluttered house equals a decluttered mind, momentarily of course.
I can’t be the only one who zooms in on the pictures people post, you can tell a lot from how dirty ones house is.
February 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I can’t be the only one who zooms in on the pictures people post, you can tell a lot from how dirty ones house is.
Having a personality disorder isn’t for the weak.
February 2, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Having a personality disorder isn’t for the weak.
The battles we have that we didn’t pick are the hardest to win.
February 2, 2026 at 12:05 PM
The battles we have that we didn’t pick are the hardest to win.
I’ve changed a lot recently & it’s nothing to with new year resolutions.
February 2, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I’ve changed a lot recently & it’s nothing to with new year resolutions.
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As soon as everyone is out of my kitchen were making carnitas, my good bitches.
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
As soon as everyone is out of my kitchen were making carnitas, my good bitches.
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Maybe just eat it directly from the pan.
February 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Maybe just eat it directly from the pan.
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You seem angry. Have a Snickers.
January 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
You seem angry. Have a Snickers.