@turkeyteeth008.bsky.social
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She / her / that crazy cunt. 👩🏼
She / her / that crazy cunt. 👩🏼
I don’t have to explain myself, I don’t have to have people in my life that I don’t want in my life, I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to & I’m ok with that.
December 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I don’t have to explain myself, I don’t have to have people in my life that I don’t want in my life, I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to & I’m ok with that.
I won’t fight for a seat at a table that’s cracked.
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I won’t fight for a seat at a table that’s cracked.
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I got things to ignore and people to avoid.
February 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I got things to ignore and people to avoid.
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My goal in life is to be as happy as Floyd devouring caramel fudge ice cream 😁🥰
December 11, 2024 at 7:38 AM
My goal in life is to be as happy as Floyd devouring caramel fudge ice cream 😁🥰
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sometimes missing out is all we need
December 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
sometimes missing out is all we need
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Wow the accessible bathroom stall is as big as some people’s cubicle space. It’s like a mini vacation in here.
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Wow the accessible bathroom stall is as big as some people’s cubicle space. It’s like a mini vacation in here.
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It's a struggle at work trying to get equal representation amongst the menorahs and Christmas trees for my Flying Spaghetti Monster relics.
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It's a struggle at work trying to get equal representation amongst the menorahs and Christmas trees for my Flying Spaghetti Monster relics.
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The "tend" in "Nintendo" stands for "chicken tenders".
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The "tend" in "Nintendo" stands for "chicken tenders".
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I think "go fly a kite" was the original go fuck yourself
February 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I think "go fly a kite" was the original go fuck yourself
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Leave me on read, I only respond with omens now anyway.
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Leave me on read, I only respond with omens now anyway.
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I’m sorry your family traditions show up on your therapy bills.
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I’m sorry your family traditions show up on your therapy bills.
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Gabapentin would make a beautiful name for a baby girl
December 13, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Gabapentin would make a beautiful name for a baby girl
A woman said to me how do you know Santa isn’t a woman?!
I simply replied “Oh you’re one of those argumentative fuckers” & walked away, some battles aren’t worth it.
I simply replied “Oh you’re one of those argumentative fuckers” & walked away, some battles aren’t worth it.
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A woman said to me how do you know Santa isn’t a woman?!
I simply replied “Oh you’re one of those argumentative fuckers” & walked away, some battles aren’t worth it.
I simply replied “Oh you’re one of those argumentative fuckers” & walked away, some battles aren’t worth it.
I’d say I’m loving the festive season but I’m not, I won’t pretend, I fucking hate it.
December 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’d say I’m loving the festive season but I’m not, I won’t pretend, I fucking hate it.
An unappreciative person spoils the meaning of the gift for the buyer making them want to return the gift & not to have bothered in the first place.
December 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
An unappreciative person spoils the meaning of the gift for the buyer making them want to return the gift & not to have bothered in the first place.
They say you get back what you put into the world, I must’ve been an absolute cunt in the most outwardly way.
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
They say you get back what you put into the world, I must’ve been an absolute cunt in the most outwardly way.
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well would ya look at that
December 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
well would ya look at that
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maybe a polar plunge would fix me.
December 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
maybe a polar plunge would fix me.
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Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago
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Sorry but it’s all I got
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Sorry but it’s all I got
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My husband just got the CAT stuck in his wearable blanket. I started a trend
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My husband just got the CAT stuck in his wearable blanket. I started a trend
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Perfect bodies and label whores. Does nothing for most of us, but we judge ourselves by that metric nonetheless.
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Perfect bodies and label whores. Does nothing for most of us, but we judge ourselves by that metric nonetheless.