E.D.D.I.E.z
@improbableeddie.bsky.social
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even if every tom, dick, and harry lived on planet x you’d still hear some twat on planet nigel blow dog whistles and complain
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
even if every tom, dick, and harry lived on planet x you’d still hear some twat on planet nigel blow dog whistles and complain
your party chatbot who’s no fun to be around
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
your party chatbot who’s no fun to be around
super. smashing. great.
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
super. smashing. great.
first rule of 5 million lightyears club is ‘we brake for no one’
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
first rule of 5 million lightyears club is ‘we brake for no one’
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Always knock on walls as you walk by, you never know which spot might be the secret passage opening.
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Always knock on walls as you walk by, you never know which spot might be the secret passage opening.
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Instead of "Git Along Little Dogies" I sing "Get Along Little Doggies"
The change is subtle but I'm talking about dogs that don't get on well together and not little cows that need to get a move on
The change is subtle but I'm talking about dogs that don't get on well together and not little cows that need to get a move on
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Instead of "Git Along Little Dogies" I sing "Get Along Little Doggies"
The change is subtle but I'm talking about dogs that don't get on well together and not little cows that need to get a move on
The change is subtle but I'm talking about dogs that don't get on well together and not little cows that need to get a move on
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You make me want to be a better tentacle-headed maledict abhorrence.
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You make me want to be a better tentacle-headed maledict abhorrence.
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Thunder as an afterthought.
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Thunder as an afterthought.
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Did you hear about these THC infused butcher shops?
I guess some people are pretty upset.
They say the steaks are high.
I guess some people are pretty upset.
They say the steaks are high.
January 15, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Did you hear about these THC infused butcher shops?
I guess some people are pretty upset.
They say the steaks are high.
I guess some people are pretty upset.
They say the steaks are high.
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Thursday aka
The take a deep breath and keep your shit together day of the week
Cause prison is not on the bucket list
The take a deep breath and keep your shit together day of the week
Cause prison is not on the bucket list
August 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Thursday aka
The take a deep breath and keep your shit together day of the week
Cause prison is not on the bucket list
The take a deep breath and keep your shit together day of the week
Cause prison is not on the bucket list
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Biden:Auto-pen
Trump:Auto-peen
Trump:Auto-peen
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Biden:Auto-pen
Trump:Auto-peen
Trump:Auto-peen
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If you can’t stop a downward spiral just keep hoping you might eventually find some gold(is bad advice).
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If you can’t stop a downward spiral just keep hoping you might eventually find some gold(is bad advice).
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landlord and handyman are trying to figure out wiring pattern on ac condenser that doesn’t match diagram color code.. this should end well
June 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
landlord and handyman are trying to figure out wiring pattern on ac condenser that doesn’t match diagram color code.. this should end well
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I can’t have anyone do anything for me because it’s not how I would do it so to save the stress it’s easier doing it myself.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I can’t have anyone do anything for me because it’s not how I would do it so to save the stress it’s easier doing it myself.
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Look, you can have big hair OR a big forehead, you can't do both.
May 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Look, you can have big hair OR a big forehead, you can't do both.
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What if I wear the cape inside-out so the pockets are on the outside and all the bats can see what's happening?
September 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What if I wear the cape inside-out so the pockets are on the outside and all the bats can see what's happening?
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You ever just look at your hand and think, that's what Kermit looks like naked?
July 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You ever just look at your hand and think, that's what Kermit looks like naked?
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And good morning to you, very, very sticky throat mucas.
May 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
And good morning to you, very, very sticky throat mucas.
i have a short circuit in technocracy, i come out in malfunctionarys
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i have a short circuit in technocracy, i come out in malfunctionarys
data so cold compression is in frostbytes
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
data so cold compression is in frostbytes
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When someone asks where I came from I say I think I came from my dad’s left testicle because I’m definitely not right.
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When someone asks where I came from I say I think I came from my dad’s left testicle because I’m definitely not right.
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You should lighten up she said..
You’d lighten up if I stuck a roasting light bulb up your arse but hey you don’t see me doing that.. I replied.
Idiot.
You’d lighten up if I stuck a roasting light bulb up your arse but hey you don’t see me doing that.. I replied.
Idiot.
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You should lighten up she said..
You’d lighten up if I stuck a roasting light bulb up your arse but hey you don’t see me doing that.. I replied.
Idiot.
You’d lighten up if I stuck a roasting light bulb up your arse but hey you don’t see me doing that.. I replied.
Idiot.