E.D.D.I.E.z
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still brings a tear to my eye
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvGk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvGk...
Levitate
YouTube video by Dr. Hook And The Medicine Show - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:21 PM
still brings a tear to my eye
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvGk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvGk...
chauffeur driven to a wonderland, a barfly troll befriends the king, defeats the invading pixies and overthrows fairyland
January 16, 2026 at 8:10 AM
chauffeur driven to a wonderland, a barfly troll befriends the king, defeats the invading pixies and overthrows fairyland
the last empire couldn't organise a war party in a hole in the ground without it falling
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
the last empire couldn't organise a war party in a hole in the ground without it falling
police work as an art form is just investigation minimal
January 15, 2026 at 10:28 AM
police work as an art form is just investigation minimal
almost thursday
January 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
almost thursday
woke up to next door’s crying baby
January 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
woke up to next door’s crying baby
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one existence two options
acquiesce or rebel
acquiesce or rebel
January 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
one existence two options
acquiesce or rebel
acquiesce or rebel
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Read a book, become someone somebody would want to fuck.
August 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Read a book, become someone somebody would want to fuck.
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If I have to step on people to get ahead, I’m not going anywhere.
October 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If I have to step on people to get ahead, I’m not going anywhere.
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I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.
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Every fucking endless day…
Threshold
YouTube video by Slayer - Topic
youtu.be
June 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every fucking endless day…
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You need to calm the fuck down, Mr. Printer. We haven't been formally introduced, and I haven't finished my dinner.
February 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You need to calm the fuck down, Mr. Printer. We haven't been formally introduced, and I haven't finished my dinner.
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Life gives you wolves, make wolfade 🤷♀️
February 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Life gives you wolves, make wolfade 🤷♀️
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My cat is so funny, she is always just meowing at the ceiling, or staring at that patch of air in the corner that writhes as if filled with an infinite number of hellbeasts.
September 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My cat is so funny, she is always just meowing at the ceiling, or staring at that patch of air in the corner that writhes as if filled with an infinite number of hellbeasts.
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There are two types of men's deodorant: futuristic mint & zinc, or lion orgy. Science has foresaken us.
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
There are two types of men's deodorant: futuristic mint & zinc, or lion orgy. Science has foresaken us.
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Pretty good disguise
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Pretty good disguise
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The carcass might resurrect but the soul won’t take.
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The carcass might resurrect but the soul won’t take.
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heart and brain, one slams on the gas while the other taps on the brake
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
heart and brain, one slams on the gas while the other taps on the brake
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My father's advice for a tornado: "Tie your hair down."
December 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
My father's advice for a tornado: "Tie your hair down."
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mourning like a muse
rotting like a relic…✨
rotting like a relic…✨
January 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
mourning like a muse
rotting like a relic…✨
rotting like a relic…✨
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Pinecones from the top of the tree were worth
more for their failure to fall from grace than
their counterparts laying on the silk needle
crosshatch rotting into seedlings. Or at least
this is how grandpa explained democracy.
more for their failure to fall from grace than
their counterparts laying on the silk needle
crosshatch rotting into seedlings. Or at least
this is how grandpa explained democracy.
December 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Pinecones from the top of the tree were worth
more for their failure to fall from grace than
their counterparts laying on the silk needle
crosshatch rotting into seedlings. Or at least
this is how grandpa explained democracy.
more for their failure to fall from grace than
their counterparts laying on the silk needle
crosshatch rotting into seedlings. Or at least
this is how grandpa explained democracy.
rabid season, lame duck season
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 AM
rabid season, lame duck season
bureaucrats abandoning a sinking ship
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
bureaucrats abandoning a sinking ship
land of bad milk and mad honey
January 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
land of bad milk and mad honey