MiloPoint
@milopoint.bsky.social
If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
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MiloPoint
@milopoint.bsky.social
· Mar 14
You say, "'Ere long done do does did"
Words which could only be your own
And then produce the text from whence was ripped
Some dizzy whore, 1804
Words which could only be your own
And then produce the text from whence was ripped
Some dizzy whore, 1804
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Excuse me, do you have a Valentine's Day card that plays "Dust in the Wind"?
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Excuse me, do you have a Valentine's Day card that plays "Dust in the Wind"?
You might be in their DM's but I'm in their Drafts folder.
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
You might be in their DM's but I'm in their Drafts folder.
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Hi Barbara? Yeah I just saw the posters you put up and no, I have not seen your cat but I'd love to. Is now a good time to come take a look?
February 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Hi Barbara? Yeah I just saw the posters you put up and no, I have not seen your cat but I'd love to. Is now a good time to come take a look?
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[misfortune cookie] that wasn't pork
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
[misfortune cookie] that wasn't pork
I have resting ditch face.
February 10, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I have resting ditch face.
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Sometimes I feel like you a lot of you don't even want a zombie apocalypse.
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Sometimes I feel like you a lot of you don't even want a zombie apocalypse.
After picking up some overnight holiday shifts delousing the slurry tanks, I've come to realize my childhood beliefs about the Wonka factory were tragically misguided.
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 PM
After picking up some overnight holiday shifts delousing the slurry tanks, I've come to realize my childhood beliefs about the Wonka factory were tragically misguided.
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I carry the grey zone of things in the broad of my lungs to keep a handy reference of the unseeable and the unsayable.
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I carry the grey zone of things in the broad of my lungs to keep a handy reference of the unseeable and the unsayable.
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, we'll round them up, cage them, batter them, deepfry them and feed them to our billionaires.
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, we'll round them up, cage them, batter them, deepfry them and feed them to our billionaires.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, we'll round them up, cage them, batter them, deepfry them and feed them to our billionaires.
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, we'll round them up, cage them, batter them, deepfry them and feed them to our billionaires.
The "Go Live" option is not working for me in real life.
February 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
The "Go Live" option is not working for me in real life.
Shoegaze plus doom? Yes, please.
February 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Shoegaze plus doom? Yes, please.
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[offering popcorn to stranger at a funeral] Who died?
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 AM
[offering popcorn to stranger at a funeral] Who died?
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This day in history. 1594. Scottish mathematician Laird John Napier dedicated his work "Plaine Discovery of the Whole Revelation of St John" to king James VI and predicted that the end of the world would come "in 1688 or 1700 but put a safety bet on 2026 just in case."
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 AM
This day in history. 1594. Scottish mathematician Laird John Napier dedicated his work "Plaine Discovery of the Whole Revelation of St John" to king James VI and predicted that the end of the world would come "in 1688 or 1700 but put a safety bet on 2026 just in case."
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Sad hangs its head shamed by joy. Down looks up with envy. Heavy shakes itself to lighten. The tyranny of normal is upon one half of everything. Rage, rage, rage against the erasing of authenticity.
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Sad hangs its head shamed by joy. Down looks up with envy. Heavy shakes itself to lighten. The tyranny of normal is upon one half of everything. Rage, rage, rage against the erasing of authenticity.
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I talk to myself while you talk to everybody else
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I talk to myself while you talk to everybody else
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I would never treat anyone else like I treat myself
February 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I would never treat anyone else like I treat myself
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Is it fuckboy or fuckboi? I want my LinkedIn profile to be perfect
February 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Is it fuckboy or fuckboi? I want my LinkedIn profile to be perfect
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Shout out to the free samples lady who gave me the Heimlich
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Shout out to the free samples lady who gave me the Heimlich
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we're just living in the moment
making our path
losing our grasp
making our path
losing our grasp
February 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
we're just living in the moment
making our path
losing our grasp
making our path
losing our grasp
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[bursts into liquor store]
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
February 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
[bursts into liquor store]
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
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The more I grow, the finer I fit in a point.
February 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
The more I grow, the finer I fit in a point.
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Pro tip: Asking God to smite your enemies will ensure you never get asked to lead the prayer before a family meal again.
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Pro tip: Asking God to smite your enemies will ensure you never get asked to lead the prayer before a family meal again.
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Grief is a singularity, an infinitely dense point at the center of a black hole whose gravity is so strong that it infinitely curves your timeline.
February 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Grief is a singularity, an infinitely dense point at the center of a black hole whose gravity is so strong that it infinitely curves your timeline.