strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
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strange ranger
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.
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In a year's time, this shit changed.
I really dig exploring the Discover section here. A ton of nice people just posting their lives, without seeing shitty reply guys (and gals).
This place gets better every day.
This place gets better every day.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
In a year's time, this shit changed.
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Date Idea: I tie you to a chair and dance like Britney with the knife, caress you with the knife, and lightly stab you a little if you don’t seem to enjoy my choreography enough.
March 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Date Idea: I tie you to a chair and dance like Britney with the knife, caress you with the knife, and lightly stab you a little if you don’t seem to enjoy my choreography enough.
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I can always find an excuse to go to bed early.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I can always find an excuse to go to bed early.
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Your secret is safe with the black void that is my mind
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Your secret is safe with the black void that is my mind
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Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
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i cut your grilled cheese into triangles, please respond
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i cut your grilled cheese into triangles, please respond
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Columbia House agents have surrounded my house. I knew this day would come, but they’re not taking me alive.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Columbia House agents have surrounded my house. I knew this day would come, but they’re not taking me alive.
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anybody know the cutoff when kmart puts your layaway back
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
anybody know the cutoff when kmart puts your layaway back
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who up astral projecting
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
who up astral projecting
That’s okay. I don’t like me very much either.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That’s okay. I don’t like me very much either.
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
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[walking past a bar] lol i passed the bar ima lawyer now
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
[walking past a bar] lol i passed the bar ima lawyer now
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People hate me.
Driving the speed limit.
Driving the speed limit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
People hate me.
Driving the speed limit.
Driving the speed limit.
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it at least six or seven times.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it at least six or seven times.
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I've been staring at a typo for 1/2 hour.
I may not make it through the night.
I may not make it through the night.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I've been staring at a typo for 1/2 hour.
I may not make it through the night.
I may not make it through the night.
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Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
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Unpopular opinion: mine
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Unpopular opinion: mine
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According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
Do I want to be 20 years old again? Fuck that noise. Every day that passes brings me one step closer to getting this shit over with.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Do I want to be 20 years old again? Fuck that noise. Every day that passes brings me one step closer to getting this shit over with.
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pssst. just checking. you shits better be fuckin around on bluesky and not doing work
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
pssst. just checking. you shits better be fuckin around on bluesky and not doing work
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shouldn't it be called givethanksing
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
shouldn't it be called givethanksing
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Don't you hate it when... something smells-tastes like... bad... and you can't figure what? Is it a sinus infection? A cavity?!?! A dead bear stuck between two teeth?! Or just dehydration? Or a rotting potato in the cupboard? Or the lingering odor of that person you walked besides a while?
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Don't you hate it when... something smells-tastes like... bad... and you can't figure what? Is it a sinus infection? A cavity?!?! A dead bear stuck between two teeth?! Or just dehydration? Or a rotting potato in the cupboard? Or the lingering odor of that person you walked besides a while?
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Starting today I'm on a strict diet of salt, fat, and alcohol until the end of the year
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Starting today I'm on a strict diet of salt, fat, and alcohol until the end of the year
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the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit
April 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit