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Daughk
@daughk.bsky.social
Unpublished author, basin dweller, self-taught bystander,
It's full of stars.
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FaceTiming Blackbird w/Chef B 🥰
Technology is amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Scrolling tiktok, I landed myself on part 2 of "The Magic of Making Cardboard".

What the fuck am I even doing with my life?
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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If my stepfather wrote a country song, it would be about accidentally taking a horse's load to the face. (Based on true events)
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It's a bitter delight when a dead friend's music plays from my collection.

Strings Attached
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
On the plus side of being a little deaf, I always have an excuse to crank the volume on "Wind Up".
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Just finished a 2 mile walk. Testing post-walk herb up.

Math is cool, 1.52 rounds up to 2 miles.
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Self-proclaimed alpha-dog concerned my quiet was threatening.
Along the way I learned (won't credit to Mother) that if I don't have something nice to say, then say nothing.
But, since you asked, "Fuck you".
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
No wonder these games are so long, that's their 32nd time out.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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*slaps roof of sinuses* These bad boys can fit so much mucus inside them.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Uranus was discovered on March 13, 1781. I'm pretty sure that's the same day first butthole skeet was posted.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Do I want to be 20 years old again? Fuck that noise. Every day that passes brings me one step closer to getting this shit over with.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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trying to kill
this tender part
where I wish you'd love me-
but it's not dying,
it's learning
how to live without you.

#poetry #bleedingfrommywords
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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huge realization i had while recording our latest podcast: a Muppet blowjob is actually a handjob
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
People hate me.

Driving the speed limit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Game plan is to keep the ball out of the hands of their special teams.
#GoHawks
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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The scariest game for Seahawks fans is against the team that’s 1-9 😭
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it at least six or seven times.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I have to confirm I'M not the robot?
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Still love these silly signs that ScotRail put on the doors of the staff only space on their trains 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #SignsonSunday #Scotland #funny
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Grocery store so white it has only mild and medium hot salsa.
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I wonder how long it will be before we embrace the honesty of calling it an advert calendar.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Make plans in advance. Start every day with a feeling of dread.
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Today I am focused. On the wrong tasks, but at least it’s on tasks. I’ll try again tomorrow to focus on what I actually need to do.
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM