ObsidianShiv
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
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ObsidianShiv
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Anybody who tells you your identity doesn't matter is a fucking piece of garbage and can go choke on a dick.
The government can't tell you who you are.
The government can't tell you who you are.
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can’t teach an old dog to fish
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
can’t teach an old dog to fish
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When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
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Her expression says "I just watched you sound it out"
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Her expression says "I just watched you sound it out"
If my stepfather wrote a country song, it would be about accidentally taking a horse's load to the face. (Based on true events)
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
If my stepfather wrote a country song, it would be about accidentally taking a horse's load to the face. (Based on true events)
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When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
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i never get scared at haunted houses cuz i never turn my back on anyone, especially ghosts
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i never get scared at haunted houses cuz i never turn my back on anyone, especially ghosts
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My immune system trained at the Wendy's Superbar.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My immune system trained at the Wendy's Superbar.
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imagine a better world
wrong
more corn dogs
wrong
more corn dogs
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
imagine a better world
wrong
more corn dogs
wrong
more corn dogs
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Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Starting a new holiday called thankstaking. It's after Thanksgiving and pays homage to the life of the turkey as you flush it down the toilet.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Starting a new holiday called thankstaking. It's after Thanksgiving and pays homage to the life of the turkey as you flush it down the toilet.
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thanksgiving is just meal prep for leftovers week.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
thanksgiving is just meal prep for leftovers week.
Tho only acceptable genocide is the genocide of mosquitoes
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Tho only acceptable genocide is the genocide of mosquitoes
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I get it, McDonald's app. It takes me two tries to get up and going too.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I get it, McDonald's app. It takes me two tries to get up and going too.
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"Lunchables" is a good name because it doesn't make any grandiose claims: "This is able to be eaten as lunch."
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"Lunchables" is a good name because it doesn't make any grandiose claims: "This is able to be eaten as lunch."
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me as a therapist: Have you tried Etsy witches?
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
me as a therapist: Have you tried Etsy witches?
Scrolling tiktok, I landed myself on part 2 of "The Magic of Making Cardboard".
What the fuck am I even doing with my life?
What the fuck am I even doing with my life?
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Scrolling tiktok, I landed myself on part 2 of "The Magic of Making Cardboard".
What the fuck am I even doing with my life?
What the fuck am I even doing with my life?
*makes random sifl and olly reference out of context to see who my true friends are*
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
*makes random sifl and olly reference out of context to see who my true friends are*
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One time, I threw the macaroni noodles into the water before it came to a boil. Huge mistake.
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
One time, I threw the macaroni noodles into the water before it came to a boil. Huge mistake.
Hank green is basically a meal replacement for people that dont like smart women
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Hank green is basically a meal replacement for people that dont like smart women
Celebrity Deathmatch, but it's just billionaires and the last one has to fight a hellfire missile.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Celebrity Deathmatch, but it's just billionaires and the last one has to fight a hellfire missile.
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most of you need to do some inner child work just saying
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
most of you need to do some inner child work just saying
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disappointed that moon pies aren’t made from real moon
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
disappointed that moon pies aren’t made from real moon
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I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
A goony movie.
Leave the teenage dog girl alone, I'm gooning to the pizza.
Leave the teenage dog girl alone, I'm gooning to the pizza.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
A goony movie.
Leave the teenage dog girl alone, I'm gooning to the pizza.
Leave the teenage dog girl alone, I'm gooning to the pizza.