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@savageblondii.bsky.social

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my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 2h

I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve lost my mom too, and it’s such a painful thing to go through. I love that you’ve written about her and shared how she lived… what a beautiful way to honor her memory ❤️

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 1d

In Hell, everyone watches you trying to parallel park.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 19h

Writes one post. Reposts that one post, every hour of every day until I get everyone on Bluesky to like it.

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Mo @mo-wilk.bsky.social · 19h

Due to not wanting to, I will not.Thanks

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 1d

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19h

Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work

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𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔟𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔷 𝔑𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢 @battfink.satan.social · 1d

Hahahaha, staying alive staying alive

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 22h

party themes are getting too niche these days

a text to D saying "do you want to come to the urology holiday party"

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 19h

I’m so jealous, I’m also a bitch but I’m not allowed to sleep that much

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 1d

I dont think I’m high maintenance, I just need lots of snacks and constant reassurance

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 1d

you haven’t deleted your account and come back 3 hours later in a while… you good?

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 2d

unfollow and mute

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 17d

[me as a therapist] break up. that'll be 50 bucks.

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you 🙏

canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 2d

Aw mannn thanks for sticking up for people regardless

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 2d

definitely warranted

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d

The best part of having ADHD is asking for somebody’s address the 1,528th time you drive over there

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d

Just remember, you’re only one or two life decisions away from shopping for camper toilets on Amazon

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d

“Girl, he is not worth the bangs on your face”

- me, as a therapist

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 2d

He’s also huge so ya

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 2d

😍😍😍

canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 2d

Happens every day

canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 2d

had an exchange with my ex on the street and a lady stopped us to ask if I was okay. He had the nerve to say he wasn’t okay, and she stared him down and said, it’s not a good look to be screaming at a woman in the street.

ladies can we all just do this for each other please this was perfect

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🎃 Leela 🍁 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 3d

Can’t right now, someone at work did something stupid: a novel

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