canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
@savageblondii.bsky.social
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
be the shit storm on the local horizon
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
be the shit storm on the local horizon
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
*takes a leaf blower to my thoughts
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
*takes a leaf blower to my thoughts
woulda been moms birthday today. hug your mom if you can 🤍
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
woulda been moms birthday today. hug your mom if you can 🤍
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
flapjacks sounds like a perverse aerobic activity for two or more
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
flapjacks sounds like a perverse aerobic activity for two or more
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
once you have a bite of volcanic temperature pizza in your mouth, whatever you do next is wrong
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
once you have a bite of volcanic temperature pizza in your mouth, whatever you do next is wrong
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
sorry i filled your neti pot with gravy
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
sorry i filled your neti pot with gravy
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
where's my cat dot com
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
where's my cat dot com
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
So Your President Wants To Kill Everybody
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
So Your President Wants To Kill Everybody
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
*first day as a drug dealer*: could I interest you in some extra strength ibuprofen
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
*first day as a drug dealer*: could I interest you in some extra strength ibuprofen
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
you should be able to call out of work for being sleepy with absolutely zero consequences
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you should be able to call out of work for being sleepy with absolutely zero consequences
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
*gets out of bed*
Me: This is bullshit.
Me: This is bullshit.
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
*gets out of bed*
Me: This is bullshit.
Me: This is bullshit.
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
that viewwww of portofino was on my mind
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
that viewwww of portofino was on my mind
for my birthday this year I just need $400 for botox thank you
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
for my birthday this year I just need $400 for botox thank you
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
terrifying if literal, bagel bites
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
terrifying if literal, bagel bites
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
You had me at nachos.
December 9, 2024 at 9:05 PM
You had me at nachos.
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
‘Tis the season to avoid people.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
‘Tis the season to avoid people.
ambrosia apples are the best apples don’t even bother arguing you’re wrong
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
ambrosia apples are the best apples don’t even bother arguing you’re wrong
we’re on this journey together baby girl
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
we’re on this journey together baby girl
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
Feelings: the original malware.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Feelings: the original malware.
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
people who hate puns are allergic to joy
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
people who hate puns are allergic to joy
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
Im sorry for replying to your post
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Im sorry for replying to your post
Reposted by canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
let people be wrong about you, there's power in silence
July 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
let people be wrong about you, there's power in silence